Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
Today, I was baking cookies. When I took the tray out of the oven, I closed the door, but it bounced back open and hit me in the back of the knees. That caused me to sit down on the hot oven door. I was only wearing my short bathrobe and no underwear. I really burned my ass and, um… stuff. FML
Today, after placing it on top of the stove, my hot tray of freshly-baked cookies slipped. I caught it, though. With my bare hand. FML
Today, as I was on the floor playing with the dog, my husband walked past, tripped over something, and fell on me, smashing his bony elbow right into my crotch. FML
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to get something out of the oven, so I quickly grabbed my roommate's only oven mitt and grabbed the pan in the oven. It didn't take long to figure out there was a hole in it when my thumb hit the hot pan. FML
Today, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that the oven mitt had a hole in it. FML
Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML
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niiick97_fml 3
priceless.
xdust 4
Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.
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Comments (333)
jrsgreenfire257 0
haha
jrsgreenfire257 0
You just got baked
suchaprettygirl 4
I believe that if your hands are burnt bad enough ppl can't read your finger prints. so now is the time to commit a crime! : )
MissBunny25 0
this is the first FML where I have actually laughed out loud. congrats. anyways, back to why I was here... macaroni prices are rising as we speak... momma bunny is furious -.- i hate to say this, but I might have to boycott the macaroni companies. that is all.
jrsgreenfire257 0
Haha
BahahahLOL 0
Atmosphere For. The. Win.
icedrake269 0
ha!!!
jrsgreenfire257 0
Lol
omgwtfbbq69 5
that's hot
rebekahah 7
44 I'd say it's more of a win. :)
MissBunny25 0
macaroni >:(
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
So wait, how did Jews come into play again? o.o
jhoward7 0
35 that's the Amish...
High_or_Die 2
29 lol
rebekahah 7
56- awesome. XD
TomFeltonFan 0
you must be HOT!(;
rebekahah 7
84- I'm not sure. :/
C6Racer 0
Peeps
rallets 23
cant stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen or the oven o_O
Anyoniemous 0
Well hopefully you got a good tan.
4fencer 0
fu
Agiggleaday 0
thats hot OP
rebekahah 7
92 HA! :)
iRhymeWithHeaven 0
This fml sucks. i wished she would bake a pie. :(
AsiaTheMega123 1
Lol
rangermedic77 5
must be a hand print left if it was that bad
nerdchic 5
she could have just lost balance..
dc295 3
theres more than just a hand print on her now…
PenguinToucher 0
Nothing like a good ole wife flambé!
baybeehdoll 0
or maybe she's burned duh
niiick97_fml 3
priceless.
scottovious 0
Unless she ruined the brownies, then it carries a cost and in that case she better go make her husband a sammich.
CitrusGirl 0
^^ Crappy sexist joke. Better sexist joke: What was a man doing in the kitchen anyway? She should have been bringing the brownies to him.
niiick97_fml 3
yes citrusgirl.
tulsafml 0
Wrong Citrusgirl. because to bring him them she would have to leave the kitchen.
CitrusGirl 0
dammit you're right
MW2nBAKE 0
YDI for actually falling in....do you not have arms? stupid #^^#{
josebeto1 6
You should have better balance.
A7X_LoVeee 10
129 - Fail. That's already been said.
Theblue_fml 0
this one made me giggle :)
boatingboy1011 0
122 u should call me sometime =]
etanman 5
and burn her hands while fallin in the oven next time think about what you are saying before u say something stupid
BugsBunny1 4
Really 151, really?! Here's the million dollar question... Would you rather burn your hands on an oven, or fall face-first into said oven? Yeah, think about what YOU'RE saying next time.
LOLbomb 1
I hope she didn't ruin the brownies. :(
MissBunny25 0
brownies :D
max_wilder 9
that's hot, haha... get it?...
jrsgreenfire257 0
Look at my profile pic! i was the FIRST comment. And it some how got deleted. FML
jrsgreenfire257 0
I was the first comment... look at my profile pic :'( FML omg omg.
jrsgreenfire257 0
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!. ZOMB
browntiga 0
lol relax man being first isn't that important. it just means you stalk the fml app or website trying to post your comment a millisecond after some posts their fml
Hmmm_ok 0
hummm the husband's mindset must have been one of the two 1. Mmm there's my sexy wife "smack" whoops sorry sorry sorry or 2. Now's my chance "smack" DIE B!+<h DIE!!
Ronan_k 0
Holy Sh*t…Ouch
fsu69 0
thats great hahaha
fsu69 0
thats great hahaha
TXjuggalo972 6
**** your rebel flag
TXjuggalo972 6
**** your rebel flag
F14Shado 0
omfg 192's dp. lolololol
elainelovesyou 7
Lol @ 192.
Siji 0
**** your hate for the rebel flag, bitch.
RedneckRider 4
**** you ya yankee ******
OMG_N3RD 0
LMAO@192
denvan 0
lmfao @192
khaya 9
You bitch have been burnt.
monkeyshorts22 4
holy crap, are you okay?!
EmperorPsycho 0
*inser
Flyin_Turtle14 0
that's funny 192
nahgemsoohc 0
must've been a mighty slap:p
1vdog 0
This may be the funniest FML I have ever read. I laughed my ass of for a good 15 minutes
1vdog 0
This may be the funniest FML I have ever read. I laughed my ass of for a good 15 minutes
Gman1234gman 7
are the brownies ok?? (and your face) are they ok??
username432 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
fail
J0gby 0
at least it was your husband and not some random old perv
docscientist 10
He was just trying to bake another batch of brownies.
Alex94xela 0
if it were surprise butt sex he would be WINNING
keegan23 4
hahaha that's funny.
Jammy01jams 2
haha owned
EffinToofer 3
Ding! OP's done! He'd better run!
IndianRapper 0
OUCH haha!
Mitcha857 0
you need to burn that almanac quick before biff gets his hands on it again!!
Renesaga 8
Back to the Future joke, win. :D
TaylorKunishi 0
hoooookaaaah¡!!!!!!
TaylorKunishi 0
hoooookaaaah¡!!!!!! best regards from Hawaii!
AngryGuitarist 0
why don't you make like a tree and get out of here
darkmis1 18
I love those movies! And that's how you know the world won't end in 2012-Marty McFly has been to 2015!
Mitcha857 0
and what's even crazier is that we are supposed to have flying cars in 4 years.. yea don't see that happening :(
ChibiGirl5 0
lol your picture is a win
xdust 4
Hansel and Grettal all over again. Your husband might be a witch.
suchaprettygirl 4
nice! ^^ :)
OceanBreathesSal 5
it would have been funny but in hansel and gretel the witch gets pushed into the oven. so it would be that the OP must be the witch....
penflower 0
9 took the words outta my mouth.
EvilPotato 15
Epic win
louiseth 9
Kinky.
deathcharm001 3
ouch. that's gonna leave a mark
rebekahah 7
or two... (one on OP's butt and another- possibly more- wherever she was burnt)
deathcharm001 3
LOL IKR?
BugsBunny1 4
ROFL
Monstee 2
LOl
luckycharm421 3
really money?
chosha_fml 27
Ice for you. No brownies for him.
TheWorldGreatest 8
perfect comment.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
Ice is bad for burns though. But he definitely doesn't deserve brownies.
fsu69 0
he was just tryin to git some peace and quiet he deserves brownies
ThogTheCaveman 7
131- That depends on when you put the ice on. 210- nice one.