Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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Comments (243)
denvan 0
Well some people are not into whale watching
issychica89 0
Heres the thing. dont be embarrased. tons of guys like bigger girls. shit, im 5'2 and have no issue admitting i weigh 220. most people dont believe me anyway, call me a liar and say theres no way i can weigh that much. either way, dont listen to these people saying overweight is unhealthy. being obese isnt, true, but i get my blood checked regularly and everything is perfect. no diabities, no big heart complications, no nothing. hell, i have low cholesterol too. you keep rocking it girl! big chicks are better.
JanisEvans 10
Holy ****. I am not one to slag fatties for funsies. But if you're 5'2 and weight 220... Baby, you are kidding yourself. You cannot be perfectly healthy. I am 5'8 and if I would weight 220 (I don't!), I would pretty surely feel like crap. And what exactly do you mean by "no big heart complications"? Isn't that implying you have at least 'minor' heart problems? Of course you would have. Your heart has to keep a body running that is about double the weight it should be. How can your heart not have troubles? I don't care how you look. I bet there are plenty of guys who want you. Good for you. But it certainly ain't healthy.
Tuesdays76 0
Unless he has tons of muscle.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Big chicks are NOT necessarily better. That's a subjective opinion that you're shoving on us because you're a bigger woman. Some men like bigger women, but I bet they're intimidated at least a little by something that looks like it can crush them, unless they're also big.
sublime420 11
Only black guys like thick white girls anyways, and who wants that?
issychica89 0
And fyi for all you ignorant *****, sometimes people are overweight due to medical causes. i walk 5 miles every day and eat decently healthy and i cant lose weight. ive tried a lot of things. sometimes the human body just wont lose weight. sometimes surgery is needed. diet and exersize isnt always the answer. so get a clue.
JanisEvans 10
5 miles isn't much. Go, get your thyroid checked if you can't lose weight. That will most likely sort you out. If you can't lose weight for medical reasons, don't use it as an excuse. Sort out the medical reasons, because if you don't, you will get sicker and sicker. Assuming from your nick you're born 1989? Well, just because you consider yourself healty at 21/22, doesn't mean you will not get serious health problems as a result in the years to come. You really are kidding yourself here.
Tuesdays76 0
Sometimes yes, but many people will use the slightest medical problem as an excuse to be obese and what not, and many times the medical issues are caused by the obesity. People that aren't losing weight just want an excuse instead of accepting responsibility. P.S. Try running or jogging as much of that 5 miles as you can, and lift weights a bit. That will dramatically increase the number of calories you burn a day. Also drink a lot more water, it helps with speed up your metabolism and makes you less hungry.
VDB_3 0
The top of the muffin is the best part of the muffin....
MadeToCommentOnT 0
Ok, who the he'll decided that being thin is what everyone should be? WTF with all the 'ydi for being fat'. WTF.
20Lindz07 0
Lol kids say the darndest things.
Bacontree 14
You can't understand a little girl to understand that some people can't accept the truth about their bodies and might find a comment like that hurtful. You should have told her, 'No, it's just how I am so I have no need to be embarrased.'
Nynaewe 4
Has anyone considered the possibility that she might not be as fat as the little girls comment made her out to be???
sincerely331 0
It doesn't mean OP is fat. You people are really stupid. To a little girl of course OP would look huge/fat. If parents would teach their children respect, the little girl would of kept her mouth closed
zombiekitten87 12
you're probably not the kind of person who should be wearing a bikini then. keep that in mind next time you want to expose yourself in public :-P sorry that kind of sucks, but big girls shouldn't wear bikinis.