Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Hey guys!
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Supportive
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Nice try
Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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J215B 33
Maybe he really liked the pattern on your suit.
leary96 15
Bikinis are the swim wear of the devil!!!
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leary96 15
Bikinis are the swim wear of the devil!!!
shudson186 17
Back in my day, nude was the best suit!
mistertbawk420 10
If bikinis are the devil's work, then hail ******* Satan
Jayy_Dash23 9
No #58 wtf is wrong with you
guitarman1400 3
That's nothing to joke about, you probably can't even comprehend how bad that is.
WMFG16 14
@103 that's what I'm saying. freakin ridiculous..
PewDiePie_Lover 14
HAIL SATAN! (I'm probably gonna get thumbs down but **** it) IMMA WAER A BIKINI THIS SUMMER No. No, no wait. I can't. I'm too fat ;-;
mistertbawk420 10
I stand by my statement. Nothing wrong with a little satanism
GraceyBlueEyes 13
yeah I can't believe people are taking it so seriously! Satan is the good guy!
J215B 33
Maybe he really liked the pattern on your suit.
XxRandomMonkeyxX 6
Yes, because what guys first see in a swinsuit is the pattern
Schizomaniac 24
That's right you wear those ******* stripes baby mhm oh yeah look at those checkers aw yes them colors **** YEAH UNF UNF YES!
Gityerchicken 12
Maybe he was a very religious man tired of seeing scantily clad women.
askullnamedbilly 33
If that's the case, going to a place where you can expect both genders to essentially walk around in underwear made of fast drying fabric seems counterintuitive.
cjwayy 22
Well, hypothetically if he was a very religious man, he shouldn't be going to a waterpark if he's so frightened of the female body.
audreyfml1994 15
#4: I've been thanked several times by elderly African American men for "dressing like a lady" while out running errands. I think that your scenario is perfectly plausible.
kilarbos 14
Always look on the bright side, right?
noxvita83 8
That's a different story. If that was the case, he would have said, "Thanks for dressing like a lady" or "Thanks for having some semblance of humility" or something along those lines.
snoopy325 23
I've been thanked numerous times for my modesty. Chances are, he wasn't referring to her figure at all. Why shouldn't a religious man go to a water park if he enjoys it? Women are in skimpy clothing at the grocery store, there's really no escape from it. I like bikinis as much as the next girl, but I wouldn't have taken his comments as an insult unless he actually said the suit was better for my body type.
leary96 15
You can feel free to look up the definition if profusely.
Adam5858 17
Inconsiderate,Obviously has no feelings towards other people's.Why would he even bother say it
silvercamaro 22
Because he's an ass
StupidMonkey497 16
Well why else would it be on FML?
olpally 33
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Thanks douchebag. Go jump head first in the shallow end, ass. Response^
OysterPearls 33
I think a better response would have been if OP had held him underwater for a while.
Quackadoodledoo 13
#7, do you just copy and paste the same comment into each fml? They all seem the same to me, apart from maybe a couple words changing.
glabberfasted 16
He always sounds like a really nice guy trying so hard to be mean. Usually his comments contain some form of the word "douche."
magickitten 26
Why would #3 need to do that? *of - by the way.
Mauskau 36
Let's just hope he has a fetish for one pieces.. Actually I don't think that'd help at all.
mistertbawk420 10
Thanks.
Polynomial 28
Hey, I personally like one piece swim suits much more then two pieces. They're typically more humble, and a woman in a one piece typically seems more respectable. I wouldn't let it get to you. Just because some idiot decides to be rude, doesn't mean your any different then you were when you first went to the park. Just remember, you're there to have a good time, and he can't stop you. Unless your a guy, then we all thank you for wearing a one piece. Unless you have man boobs.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
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The type of swimsuit a girl wears should doesn't determine whether she's "respectable" or not. Everyone deserves respect until proven otherwise, and a woman's choice of clothing does not make her any less of a human with a basic right to respect. Her character isn't really up for anyone to judge by clothing (or lack thereof) alone... any jump to conclusions is incredibly sexist.
LegalLoitering 12
I'm pretty sure that I would respect a woman in classy clothing more than I would a prostitute wearing a short skirt.
singer0421 32
@73, I totally understand your idea that a person's character isn't defined by her clothing, but you have to understand that *typically* women in really tiny and revealing string bikinis are looking for attention through their clothing whereas women in reserved swimsuits such as one-pieces are not. That's why women in conservative suits normally appear to be more respectable.
RatPoison 7
I mean...Dude...It's a stomach. What's so conservative about whether or not you show a stomach while swimming? Who's going to be like: "Unf. That stomach's got me all riled up". o_o
singer0421 32
It's not only a stomach though. It's literally every single part of a girl's body except for those socially unacceptable to be revealed in public. It's fabric that's pretty much smaller than underwear. Plus, decency is relative. If someone were to wear the equivalent of a tankini in a work setting, she'd be indecent because the people around her are in more conservative clothing. At a beach, though, a girl in a tankini is considered conservative because the people around her are in tiny bikinis. That's why just revealing or not revealing a stomach can completely alter the view on how decent a girl's swimsuit is. Relativity.
rocker_chick105 31
I think this debate is stupid honestly. We'll make women who wear bikinis feel like they aren't classy? What if she just lost a lot of weight want wanted to show off what she accomplished? While clothing can change the perception of someone's dignity, that doesn't mean they aren't a classy person personality wise. There are exceptions.
184886837272837 32
#10 and you probably wear a fedora
DropTheDaggerxx 31
88, "typically"? Where are you getting your information? Sounds like a whole lotta judgement rather than actual facts about a woman that dresses a certain way. Even if someone wore less to attract attention, why's that bad? Everyone needs attention, it's natural to crave it. It amazes me how boys take women dressing a certain way to mean they're desperate for their attention. People dress for themselves, not you, which is why someone bigger weight-wise might wear a bikini. I feel really bad for the women in you guys' lives if you honestly think that a manner of dressing is indicative of anything other than what they like to wear.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
And @78.... you can judge a prostitute all you want, but the fact remains that there's a difference between prostitute and someone wearing a short skirt. Correlation does not equal causation, folks. It's scary that wearing certain clothes can make you lose respect for anyone, especially someone you don't even know. Try placing value on actual traits and personality, I guarantee you'd weed out "unrespectable" people a lot more effectively that way.
singer0421 32
There's nothing wrong with wearing something just because you like it. But why do you like it? Is it flattering? Is it reserved? Is it skimpy? Maybe you just like the polka dots. But behind every outfit is a reason to be wearing it. The reason behind wearing the tiniest bathing suit possible is *typically* (yes, typically) to show off your body. Whether you lost weight, you think it's flattering, you want a boyfriend, or whatever the reason, tiny bikinis are used to show off a woman's body. I understand that choosing to wear a bikini doesn't define a person's character or mean she's a bad person. However, wanting to flaunt your body by revealing as much of it as possible *typically* means you want some sort of attention. On the other hand, going some place without flaunting as much skin as possible is respectable because it shows that the person doesn't need other people's approval of appearance, thus showcasing the person's independence, decency, self-discipline, and self-respect. I also know that lots of women wear bikinis to showcase self-confidence in her body. But a person can be self-confident without telling the whole world about it. When you choose to not tell the whole world, your confidence shines through your personality, not your body. Personally, I consider that to be respectable.
singer0421 32
In response to your #148 comment, as much as that would be ideal, society will never not judge appearances. Appearance *typically* (not always--I know there are exceptions) reflects a person's character. If your were a manager, who would you hire: the woman in a classy business suit or the woman in a crop top and miniskirt (assuming they both had similar experience and credentials to offer)? If a guy hits on you, is it creepy or flattering? If he's ugly, he's taken to be creep. If he's good-looking, he's taken to be a confident flirt. As great as it would be if it didn't, appearance will always matter, at least a little bit.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
149, I'm actually a little disturbed by you judging a person's decency, self-discipline, and confidence on what they wear. In your job interview situation, yes, there is absolutely an appropriate and inappropriate thing to wear based on the manners and customs of the business. But a formal interview and someone walking around in a swimsuit is a very different thing. I find it even more alarming that you're a girl, because the idea that a woman is equal to what her clothing suggests is very misogynist and harmful. People are not what they wear. Placing any assumption on what someone is (or isn't) wearing and assuming they're looking for anything in particular by wearing it is just unfair and inaccurate and leads to more extreme beliefs that use that same logic.
singer0421 32
I don't think you heard everything I said. I quote: "I understand that choosing to wear a bikini doesn't define a person's character or mean she's a bad person." It would be great if society never judged a person based on appearances. That's obviously the ideal situation. I'm just saying that it's not completely realistic. I don't make cemented-in-stone judgments on a person's character only based on her clothing. I do, however, take it into consideration because this person directly and voluntarily chose to present herself in this particular manner to everyone. Realistically, clothing is a choice which is often based on an already developed character; this usually causes clothing to reflect at least part (whether that part is tiny or giant) of a person's character. Also, I'm not a misogynist nor do I equate clothing to complete character. I merely take it into consideration.
JonDG 12
#73 actually, nobody deserves respect until proven otherwise. im not gonna respect someone just cuz they exist. I might be acting respectful towards you but that doesnt mean that I actually respect you. I do believe, however, that everyone deserves to be talked to respectfully.
Chibi_Kitten 24
How come decency is only a thought towards females..the same could be argued for males..I mean they go around shirtless exposing those man boobs and nipples..
umerin 32
What a dick. He didn't have to say anything at all.