Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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Comments (243)
Riemurasia 0
Why didn't you kick the little girl in her face?
Sonechka 0
You really have to toughten up, especially living in California! My philosophy is you ought to love yourself the way you are and be comfortable and confident with your body. And if there is something you don't particularly enjoy about yourself - well work on it! I myself am on the chubby side, and it was, being completly honest, the result of my bad choises in nutrition and my general lazyness. But now I'm finally made a decision on loosing weight and I already lost a 2 sizes. So yes, I still not where I want me to be, but the world can **** off because I'm feeling fabulous!
Calliekinz 0
don't worry OP, I'm a bigger girl too and if a kid said that to me I would just be like that's your opinion!(: You may not be a model body type, but in someone's eyes your beautiful! Before anyone starts bashin on me for "encouraging obesity" I'm not encouraging it. OP probably isn't obese, the FML never said she was. And even if she is, so what? America IS an obese country. She looks like an American! (:
Child0fthecity 0
Why are kids such assholes?!
albertaboy 7
Kids say the darndest things LOL
xstewie16x 0
fat people need love too
buckleB 0
that's why there is sand at the the beach... to throw at people.
TheOtherTimeLord 0
Screw that kid! You're beautiful the way you are!
Kiirst_mt1994 26
she's only a little girl, would be different if it was someone your age saying that!
doglover339 4
So what if she is fat? It's a free country and this just shows that kids are not being raised the right way. Little kids should never thinks it's ok to tell someone that they are too fat... Op if u are confident do what u feel comfortable with nothing wrong with not being super skinny