Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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Comments (243)
sarahbear430 0
if you weren't embarrassed before, guess you are now.
MrBobby_fml 7
Shoulda kicked her in the face! Try not to give a shit what strangers think of you, people just show their own bad side by thinking badly of you coz of how you look, it sucks when it's your friends but strangers don't matter to you, so **** them.
TheNinjaBuffalo 0
Yes, you are right in the sense that kids need to be taught manners and good morals. What you are not right about, though, is the violent approach to the situation. Joking or not, assault isn't funny and shouldn't even be used for disciplinary measures.
skyeyez9 25
I took my daughter to the pool today and a huge 300lb woman jumped off the diving board. My daughter was like "Weeeeee!! tidal waves, yay!!! While she was bobbing up and down on the waves from the big woman.
ForeverPunk 0
you should of said she was adopted xD
i_love_steve 1
I don't know why everyone wants to tell OP that she's fat and should lose weight.. Maybe she isn't fat at all and the little girl that made the rude comment needs to be taught some manners. SMH people are so quick to judge.. why don't you take a look in the mirror. I bet your not perfect. Point being before you judge someone think about your imperfections and think about how it would make you feel if someone pointed them out to you. Also note to parents, Teach your children manners and common courtesy.
AnneFTW 17
If she wasn't fat, she wouldn't feel bad and wouldn't have wrote the FML. Although her life is hardly F'd. She has the choice to lose weight and it's her own fault if she doesn't. She can't expect people to not call her big if she clearly is.
ManAmongMen 0
she can expect people to not call her big whether she's big or not, or at least she should be able to expect that wouldn't happen. it is called respect. if u don't like the way she looks in her suit turn away and deal with it. chances are you've seen worse in your life. grow up and learn some manners. :)
Tuesdays76 0
Well maybe the little girl is doing her a favor. Obesity is is severely unhealthy. Why is it you can openly tell people to stop smoking but if you tell an obese person to lose some weight your an ass hole? In many cases, a morbidly obese person is worse off than a smoker.
sarahbear430 0
137, you are like my new FML BFF. I have thought that exact same thing so many times!
Tuesdays76 0
HELL YA!
theRovingMage 0
How do you know that the person is morbidly obese? I didn't see that in the FML. You just saw the word "fat" and automatically assumed that meant a 30+ BMI. Perhaps the child's mother is naturally very thin, and the OP is of a healthy body weight but has curves. The child might think this means the OP is fat. It's like if a child called someone ugly - do you assume that they look like Ursula from the Little Mermaid? Or do you think that the child might say that anyone with a different hair color than their favorite is ugly?
saturnsonic 3
So are you single? ;-)
JacindasaurXD 0
LIKE!!!
AnneFTW 17
Your life isn't F'd if you're overweight, diet and exercise. Stop looking for sympathy, you caused yourself to be overweight, it's your own fault.
MelissaMae 0
people need to teach their children manners. keep up your confidence :)
missy_n 0
Try working it out, its easier said than done, but give it a try. Slow n steady wins the race. And dont let a kid discourage you, take it as a motivation!!!