Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
Today, I was at a pool party. Standing outside of the pool, I was hesitant about taking my shirt off. A girl in the pool shouted, "Hey, you're not the only fat one here, don't feel bad!" I was worried about what my friends would think of my new bellybutton ring, I didn't think I'm fat. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, I went to my local pool. I lay down in a chair and started tanning. About 30 minutes later, a lady came up to me and said, "Put that away, you pervert, there are children here!" I had a hole in my pants and my penis had started to poke through. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, it was hot out, so I wore shorts. My dad took one look at me and said, "Your thighs are so pale, it's like staring into the sun". FML
Today, I was at the beach walking on the boardwalk without a shirt on. Two cute girls are walking my way and I decide to try and impress them by flexing my abs. While I flexed them, I accidentally let a fart out that everyone heard. Everybody, including the girls, laughed hysterically at me. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
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vbmg152 19
Does anyone teach their kids manners anymore? I mean just the basics, I know things are different then when I was a kid but that's ridiculous! Don't let it get to you!
Nimmrodel 11
kids can be cruel, knock over sand castle later that will teach her.
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themattinthehat 6
I don't get why everyone is saying the girl needs to learn manners. As a kid everyone is brutally honest. You don't realize what is right or wrong to say, just that you should tell the truth. The kid was telling the truth. If it was someone older, then you could get mad.
Sk8trlover19 3
I can't believe parents can't slap their ungrateful kids around because appearantly it's abuse these days, f****** ridiculous!
haleyelizabeth1 0
As long as you're comfortable with you're body, it doesn't matter. But I will say, if you feel uncomfortable in a bikini, you probably shouldn't be wearing one.
jregier89 7
I love how all the fatties are saying to best up a little child for stating the obvious!! Just wow... If the person was smoking we'd except what the child said.. But because they are fat and unhealthy.. It's taboo to say? In Canada we pay for our citizens health care, giving us the fortitude to bag on fat and unhealthily people for sucking our health system dry for the people who are really sick with cancer and disease.
TallMist 32
So, you think it's ok to bag on people for their appearances? Bag on the people being rude, like yourself, instead. Not people who have somewhat of a stomach. And who's to say OP is "Fat" like you say? She could possibly just be slighty chubby. And if she IS so overweight, who's to say it's her fault? Who is to say it's not something she may have that messes with her metabolism or something of the like keeping her from losing weight? And who the Hell cares what her size is anyways? That doesn't make them "Scum suckers sucking up your healthcare". However, it does make someone a jerk for making fun of their weight. And cancer kills more than obesity, so that's perhaps why people speak up more about smoking than obesity.
Shorty777 4
Damn...
BagelTheOtaku 25
if your overweight you shouldent be wearing a bikini. for your sake, and for others, I am a bit chubby for my age. I wear swimshorts and a swimming top. (not an actual shirt) no one wants to see fat people in not much clothing,
yumyumpower 16
That is so mean omg
PadfootLovesPie 16
i would have been like "aren't you embarrassed when you are a snot?"
Mattanatior 11
You might be surprised to learn that your weight is mostly by genetics so just ignore them it's not like you choose to be that size and even if you are it's not like it changes much
Sonotsuave 37
I don’t care what anyone says, that’s rude of her to say that and not her business. You should have clapped back with “Aren’t you embarrassed your parents didn’t teach you manners when speaking to someone older than you?” As for your weight, I think all people are beautiful but if it really bothers you, I do suggest getting into fitness and exercise that did wonders for me. I talked to a nutritionist and got a friend to personal train me and I lost 30 pounds.