Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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Zoa_fml 0
Your little cousin said '****'?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.
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Comments (108)
ryan__h 1
haha. that does suck though
RandomGinger 0
Winfest.
exotica_fml 6
aww damn killed your confidence
Donkey100 0
Ahh owned lol.
Melifaire 0
Kids say the darndest things. ;D Though if even a kid notices it, maybe you should do something about it?
greendaygirl999 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Exactly. People who have an issue with that shouldn't wear bikinis. it's gross
CRlovers123 0
woow. anyone who is confident enough to wear a bikini should wear one no matter what body shape she is. jerks who say ppl who are fat can't wear bikinis are jerks. if she's confident enough to wear it then wear it with pride no matter what people say.
Chocolate_Chunk 2
actually, no. despite your brilliant "jerks are jerks" argument, they shouldn't for the same reason you shouldn't fart loudly in a crowded train or piss on other peoples shoes. It's ******* inconsiderate. Just because you're fat and like it that way doesn't mean anyone wants to see your wobbling belly.
M0rt 0
I bet most of the people who gave chocolate chunk comment a thumb down are fat
LOL1204 3
And who are you to tell them they cant? If they have the confidence for it, most likely, they won't care what you have to say about it.
MacItUp 8
Obviously they do care what people think. Not only adults, but children also. Hence the FML
Zoa_fml 0
Your little cousin said '****'?
Pocahontas22_fml 0
I was thinking that too..
Nakedsquirrel 5
Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.
Anonymus101 4
Kids have no self control yet, you shouldn't have been surprised.
Phillay632 0
No, but seriously, you should get that fixed, girl. That's gross.
SadinSherman 16
The belly or the boobs?
jwp0211 17
Just because you think every single person has to be 110 lbs or under doesn't mean you need to go around saying "OMG you're fat get it fixed"
pippysthename00 0
#4, i was thinking the same thing... most little kids would say "boobies" or something.
pirates_go_yarrr 0
I concur with #5.
mf_fml 0
oh my god, noooooo...