Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Today, my son was so hungover at his wedding that he fell asleep standing at the altar and fell over onto his pregnant wife, knocking her backwards onto the floor. What should have been a happy occasion turned into a farce as we rushed her to hospital to check the baby was OK. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I woke up a little after seven. I felt sick to my stomach because last night was my bachelor party and I drank more than I ever have before. I checked my phone, and I had received 42 missed calls. It was seven o'clock pm. Today was my wedding day. FML
Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML
Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, one of my fiancé's groomsmen is an alcoholic, and my fiance is in denial about it. He's a nice guy when sober, but belligerent, disrespectful and out of control when drinking. My fiancé refuses to acknowledge my anxiety at having him in our wedding with an open bar. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Go to the club, find the stripper, give her your engagement ring and say "you can have him" and then leave all that clown show in a cloud of dust!
Mungolikecandy 19
Why would he have a stag night the night before the wedding?
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RichardPencil 32
Go to the club, find the stripper, give her your engagement ring and say "you can have him" and then leave all that clown show in a cloud of dust!
Mungolikecandy 19
Why would he have a stag night the night before the wedding?
Allie614032 34
Oof. What was the stripper's name?
jbuckets_404 39
..., it's Allie; her name was Allie.
thefmlman2011 37
This is definitely a repost. I remember reading the original
Pixiefingers83 3
You should have shoved some anti-nausea tablets down his throat and forced him to marry you...and be pleasant, smile, dance and socialise with everyone...as punishment.
alycion 39
I thought we’ve established they were reposting, mostly due to the lack of decent submissions. If no name/info is on it, it’s a repost for sure. Do they have to be pointed out every time? Not everyone has been on here that long and it’s new to them. Want new ones? Start sharing your embarrassing moments.
kologen 4
Amazing 😂😂
juuuliaaa_fml 28
This is why you dont do Batchelor or Bachelorette partys the night before the wedding..
AmbrosiaFan 19
sounds like you dodged a bullet...
J15237 25
Are you still going to marry him later?