Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML
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Today, while we had my husband's boss over, my 3-year-old son decided to burst into the living room naked and yell, "Mum, look! Penis!" and wiggle it around. FML
Today, I was joking around with my eight-year-old son. I told him to pull my finger. I farted, then laughed. He decided to try it on his mother. When she pulled his finger, he crapped his pants. He told her I taught him how to do it. FML
Today, thanks to an idiotic, "hilariously edgy" advert that screened in the very early evening, my 6-year-old son keeps repeating the phrase "I want a vasectomy" to everyone he sees. I've never received so many dirty looks in my life. FML
Today, I found my 5-year-old son prancing around in high heels and cat ears, wearing a thong as a necklace, and waving a riding crop around like a sword. He'd found the box where granny keeps her special outfits that make granddad extra happy on Friday nights. FML
Today, my 7-year-old learned "Smoke Weed Everyday" from YouTube, and has repeated it so many times that I'm now singing it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML
Today, my dad came home and said that he was so inspired by hip hop dancers on TV that he decided to take a hip hop dance class. He signed up for the class that my girlfriend teaches. FML
Today, my eight year-old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mindfucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
Today, my son and his girl best friend have been dancing around each other for a year, unwilling to make the first move. It's a great source of entertainment for my wife, while I just want to yell at them to kiss already, but my wife has threatened "CONSEQUENCES" if I ruin the fun she has watching their teen drama. FML
Today, I got to take my 10-year-old son to the junior high school at which I teach. When my students questioned him about what I was like at home, he told the entire class: "Well, she farts all the time." FML
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katdaiken 16
That's hilarious!
Cavebone 5
That's how I met my wife...
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Comments (184)
katdaiken 16
That's hilarious!
Rommel1942 9
Where's the "Your life is amazing!" Button xD
astoryofroses 9
eyyyyy sexy lady hey!
Screwie 25
Open condom style ~
Drigr 9
Broken condom style?
Screwie 25
^ HEEEEEEY! That's your baby! NOPE, NOPE NOPE NOPE.
stary1722 6
That's how I met my boyfriend. ;) Gangnam style is sexy lol
jmayes414 5
And I thumb up almost every post on this thread.
1awliet 8
Well OP, it sure did work for Psy.
davestrider 0
That is so ******* awesome. A guy I used to like is obsessed with Gangnam style
Dixbfloppin 11
^Used to like? You mean, until he became obsessed with Gangnam Style?
akma89 2
First ^_^
KatjaM 15
Wrong.
bigtaytay 13
Fail. And even if u were...WHO CARES
illmatic2 16
I bet you feel like a real jackass right now.
KiddNYC1O 22
Noobs, I tell ya.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Asscricket.
akma89 2
My bad...second!! ^____^
Futacy 30
Lol, worst firstgasm fail I've seen yet. xD
MrSassypants 34
akma89, since I'm such a kind person, unlike these people, just don't comment "accomplishments" okay? Okie dokie then, you're welcome sir. Have a nice day or some shit related to what nice people say.
DontThumbMeDown 8
I thought they moderated comments that said "first".
Futacy 30
24- no, leave it up. I want to remember this as a quintessence of failure.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
What'd this guy say? It got some (un)wanted attention it seems.
mira324 2
I think that is the best thing I have ever heard..
rsunshine2020 13
It's perfect! King of all pranks! As long as no one thinks he's having a seizure.
mira324 2
If performed correctly Gangnam style can heal seizures. It is quite the handy skill for a 10 year old to obtain if I do say so myself.
thethatoneguy_21 4
Indeed, you know that little kid is gonna have the girls all over him, cause the ladies love a man who can dance
Jjgibbs 5
3- two things; 1. You didn't hear it, you simply read it. 2. If that is the best thing you have ever read i feel sorry for you
starbucksguy 16
115:- someone might have read this FML to 3 before he commented on it...therefore he did in fact "hear" it. Also, I'm pretty sure people refer to stuff they read in the paper as "hearing it in the paper". Also, you're an ass for not finding this hilarious.
Mahtari 19
I see no problems, here.
Screwie 25
Or, there.
Jeterforever 3
I give props to op's husband.
gmc_blossom 21
I see no problems anywhere.
SuperKnuckels 6
Ruv Mai Kanton Styo.
Cavebone 5
That's how I met my wife...
HanaFML 10
Gangnam style has only been out for like a little while..
gc327072 31
Lol 7 I remember that viral Internet post. "She then begged me to impregnate her..." freaking classic.
imavelociraptor 6
Maybe that's how Ted "met their mother"!
owencgray 10
They have only been maried a little while.
kaet 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What is "the Gangnam Style?" Because I'm pretty sure that's not the name of the Oppan Gangnam dance move. Those crazy kids with their hip dances!
Mideoyeo 12
What is "your comment" becase it really doesn't make any sense.
jewelia13 12
...really? "Oppan Gangnam style!" is a line in the song. The dance is actually referred to as the "horse dance" (or at least it is in k-pop circles), so fail on both counts.
gc327072 31
49- so THAT'S why they're in the horse stables..... well I've done my learning for today, I'm going to bed.
Mideoyeo 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
49: If you are referring to me then yes, I do know that "Oppan gangnam style" is a line in the song. I am an avid kpop fan so I should be aware of this. So next time don't just assume that I fail at interpretting comments.
Awahso 25
54 - I don't think she was refering to you.
onedirectionxx 8
O.O WUT?
onedirectionxx 8
......erm
Mideoyeo 12
59; Yeah I realized that after quite some time(: thanks though and sorry 49~
quontag 15
Your smiley face is backwards, 83.
americananarchy 3
Avid kpop fan? Seriously? Then tell me, good sir, why you do not know the line you are referring to in that song? Oppa has no "n" at the end of it and anyone who was even somewhat a fan would know that. Goodbye and good day.
maosquare 18
90, on the contrary...
shawnaishere 14
Chill 90 it does have a "n" at the end. I have been a kpop fan since 2008 and oppa means elder brother. Oppan gangnam style means elder brother lives a gangnam lifestyle. Without the "n" it would be elder brother gangnam style which wouldn't make sense. Before you claim that you know everything get your facts right. I welcome all the new kpop fans. Aja Aja fighting!
Mideoyeo 12
Firstly 90, I am not a sir I am a ma'm and I don't like pointless arguments so I don't think I would reply to something without knowing what it is first. Fellow VIP to my rescue! Thanks 108(:
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Mideoyeo- now you probably feel like an idiot right
Mideoyeo 12
134: I'm just a tiny bit confused as to why I'd be feeling like an idiot right now. If its because of the retort I made to 49 when she wasn't talking to me then no, I don't feel like an idiot because it was an honest mistake.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Lol you guys are seriously arguing about who's the biggest 'kpop fan' haha. That's gotta be the dumbest argument I've read on FML. Who listens to Korean pop!?
Mideoyeo 12
141: Aww, I'm sorry that I believe in expanding my horizons. Listening to rap, hip hop, rock, or just plain English music all the time can get a bit too boring for some people. Plus, I also don't think any one here is arguing about whose the bigger kpop fan.
hatesfate 6
144 - that's one of the dumbest things to say... You listen to music because "you like it". You travel to the foreign countries they are native to, to "expand your horizons"
ccoverup 5
Funny you should say that. You yourself seemed to have replied to an arguement without fully understanding who it was even directed at...
americananarchy 3
The name of the song is Oppa gangnam style. Look it up. There will never be an "n" at the end of it no matter where you go unless you yourself go on YouTube or something and misspell it. So, once again, the ignorance of these "avid kpop fans" insults me.
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
-162 really? The only namw ive ever seen for it is Gangam Style. there is no oppa OR oppan in front of it.
gc327072 31
I thumbed down every comment on this thread. THE INTERNET IS NOT FOR ARGUING! Stupid *******.
Kpopluva 11
54 What kind of kpop fan doesn't know its OPPA gangnam style?
americananarchy 3
80- finally!!! Someone who actually knows wtf they're tlking about! Thank you very much
americananarchy 3
180*
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Gangnam gets all the ladies.
kikkoman3250 5
You do know that Gangnam is the name if a south Korean city that he is referring to and the artist's name is Psy right?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Yes. I was referring to the name of the song. I was afraid someone would say, "who's PSY?", and then I'd have to bring out the machete.
kikkoman3250 5
Oh ok then lol
Futacy 30
34- Not to get too nerdy, but Gangnam is actually a district in Seoul, ROK popular for shopping and entertainment, but also for its ancient sites. It's basically like a cross between Soho and Machu Picchu.
muurph 4
He could start off with "hey sexay ladies".
aussieaccents 7
OP OP OP OP OP!
I_lost_the_game 25
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
ebonyirony 29
*OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
patrickalamo 48
Proving the theory of apples and trees still holds true.
Mekeritrig 15
Girls especially love it when you yell at their ass.