Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Smart kid
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
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Comments (127)
holyshitbatman 20
i didnt realize there was a limit o how many children you could have...it's the 21st century. he should be happy to be a grandpa again. for your son, i would have backhanded him. reguardless of his age
OverBlossomed 22
No one "should" feel any certain way.
fantasyworld 39
I've noticed after the first child people are asking the parents when they are having a second kid. By the third people are ok with it. When the fourth or higher pregnancy is announced people are stunned "you're really having another kid"?
IQWasJustLowered 0
he has to be pretty old, not only say that but say it in front of his family.
X_Codes 11
I'd guess he's more around 5, actually, and is just repeating something he's heard at school. Also, if he's the younger sibling of the 9-year old, then that would explain why she broke out crying. She's horrified that she's going to have to put up with *two* snots like him.
Liamj774 36
Well... He certainly tells the truth
TheRealRCP 0
And how old is that boy?
bonsaiboy26 1
Sounds like something u could have expected from the Ballad of ricki bobby.
LuckyLynx7732 5
Make them stand in a line and bitch slap the lot of them.
chinagirl3343 8
He's your kid. Ydi
SuperGirlTaDa 15
41- Your logic is flawed.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
Your comment was honestly the biggest clusterfuck of shit that did not make any sense.
Lionesse 15
Well...That's kind of um..awkward.... Lovely table manners your child has.