Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
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zingline89 18
Smart kid
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
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Comments (127)
giomono 4
I would of poped that boy
chessca_ 2
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MrsAlexander83 10
Well I hope you realize after this little shindig that you probably shouldn't be procreating anymore. Seems like you may not have done the best job your first couple of times...
souljacker 11
Maybe they were just practice ones!
KiddNYC1O 22
Worth a shot, no?
buckdharma 38
were you having casserole ?
noisebox 1
He's right, that's the Greek birth control method mythology, and the creation of many a happy Back Door Man...
BobbieH 19
With that kind of response from your father and your child making a comment like that; maybe you shouldn't be having more kids. It doesn't sound like you're doing a good job with the ones you have.
nature_girl_08 14
79: this may gross some people out, but that's actually not true at all. i think that anyone who has had unprotected sex knows that sometimes excess semen seeps from the ******. the same is true if it's in the anus, and if neither is paying attention, it is completely possible for that semen to come into contact with the vaginal opening. meaning, it is absolutely possible for a woman to become pregnant that way, though much more unlikely than if they were having 'traditional' sex. you don't need the penis to enter the woman for pregnancy; just the sperm.
nickolascronk 3
The comment by your son makes it apparent you should have NO kids. Great parenting skills.
jarockstar27 10
Great family you hav there....