Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
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zingline89 18
Smart kid
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
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Comments (127)
ajkwilso 8
A. That's awesome B. anything the son says is on the parents so that's your bad but still lol
jazzykinss 1
Good for him I would be pissed to
joea21 21
Why the hell does your daughter have a bf!??She's 9!
m3lyc 18
Do get youself to the opticians, it says brother, not boyfriend.
nolicnosnhoj 1
Kids say the darndest things
TurboTurkey 9
59- My horribly behaved/spoiled younger cousins. But OP, I feel a little bad for your daughter. I know the feeling. Maybe you should talk to her.
mariacuciti 1
That's horrible...how can your son say that?! Smh it's such a shame. But despite what people think congrats because it's a blessing. Good luck
rosesong2494 3
That's so not ok. Let some tears fall and show those bastards how much their comments hurt. They need a lesson in humility and compassion. Also, you and your husband need to figure out who the hell gave your son permission to act like that at a family dinner.
Bludmagnus 13
This FYL includes to things that far too often are found in the same family: A kid that deserves to be spanked and a father that deserves a punch in the mouth.
Blue329 15
Your son has been taught well, he knows his shit
picante72 24
Your son is going places in life.