Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband and I announced at a family get-together that I'm pregnant with our fourth child. My dad sighed, and spent the rest of the evening acting moody, and eventually muttering about how he'd raised a "damned broodmare." FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, I told to my son that I'm pregnant. After I'd told him, he looked up and yelled, "Fuck this shit!" and walked out of the room. My son is nine years-old. FML
Today, my husband and I broke the news that I'm pregnant. Our 8-year-old son's reactions so far have been crying inconsolably, trying to punch me in the stomach, and swearing that he won't let me give him a brother or sister. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm Dad." FML
Today, I woke up to my father sobbing his eyes out in the kitchen. Apparently, I screamed, "DON'T TELL THEM I'M PREGNANT!" in my sleep last night. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she's going to be a big sister, because there is a baby growing in my tummy. She's been sobbing because I can't convince her that I didn't eat a baby. FML
Today, my siblings came home for the weekend. At dinner, my dad started complaining at how one of my siblings had gotten fired, one was failing college, and the other was gay. He went on to say I was 17 and already had a bright future. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm expecting our second child. He ripped up the sonogram and yelled at me to "fucking get rid of it" while jabbing me in the chest. FML
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zingline89 18
Smart kid
rocker_chick105 31
Should've followed the kid's advice
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Comments (127)
Meme1988 18
Three is not that big number, most families i know have at least three or four kids
Toothbrush12 9
You're right; three isn't enough to make a fuss about. I'm not lying when I say that my friend has 13 brothers and sisters, and there are no twins in the family. You'll probably think I'm trolling, and I don't blame you; I thought she was lying when she told me! The reason was that they were Catholic and didn't use contraceptions. Anyway, back to the point. Three isn't much. Try fourteen!
mybabybella 17
I have a total of 7 siblings. I don't understand why people always think 3 is so many.
fantasyworld 39
Why do people say 3,4 kids is a lot?
onlychildFTW 34
Up the ass is better anyways to. No risk of making a baby.
souljacker 11
tell your little darlings they better start behaving because when the new baby gets to its third birthday you are deciding who to keep. the new one or one of the old ones! :-)
Toothbrush12 9
Congratulations, OP! Don't worry that your kids reacted badly. Kids usually do react badly to the arrival of new siblings. I have a handful of stories to prove my point, but I'll be here forever if I tell them all. Edit: Damn, I just reread that FML. If I were you, I WOULD be worrying about what your son has to say, though/
goodgood_fml 5
No way I would have gotten pregnant again if my youngest was 9. I don't know if this is a congratulations or an FML. Good luck to you.
SoSoRachel 7
3- It's he brother that said that. Not her son..-.-
Glidefedt 6
Dat family..
The_F3rris 11
With over population becoming an issue Id have to frown at you too.
theannak 7
Your son sounds like a real charmer...
usmcwifey90 7
He may not be "her son". He could have another mother, therefore making him her daughter's half brother and she may not consider him her son. I hope that made sense. >.