Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, I let my brother babysit my 6-year-old daughter. She learned 2 new words from him. One of them was "Hail" and the other one was "Satan". FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML
Today, my four-year-old daughter started screaming and lashing out at me as I was getting her ready for a bath. It seems my idiot husband told her she was still small enough to be feasted on by the "drain monster". FML
Today, my ten-year-old daughter now has a habit of going up to random strangers and acting all scared before pointing behind them and whispering, "El Diablo." FML
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, my wife screamed and threatened to leave me… again. She does this about once a year, in response to an argument that she feels frustrated by. We have three amazing children and we're mostly happy in between these outbursts. Today she did it in front of our 6 year-old, who is now crying about our family. FML
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sydie5 12
She will never look at Skittles the same again...
heyhihello95 12
Now that kid will never be able to enjoy a rainbow, nice going.
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Comments (328)
biglittlehead 12
Sounds like your wife is a heartless bitch
maddy1028 0
Wtf is wrong with your wife!
Baia_girl77 11
That horriable that sound like something my older brother did to me when I was younger. Why would your wife do that to her own daughter?? I hope you were able to atleast comfort your young daughter in some way.
xXT9Xx 0
What about double rainbows :p
DamnSmooth 0
The Devil's wife is apparently not the only one who needs an ass beating...
twiride 12
What a bitch!
Bloothebawss 9
*Adds to favorites Nice find!
jayaysee 0
Your wife's ******... Lol
Legendslayer222 26
F the devil's wife's life, she gets beaten because certain weather conditions are met. D: Although I guess she knew what she signed up for when she married the FREAKING DEVIL.
rachel_potter 13
I hope she knows that when the kid goes to school, the daughters going to see rainbows EVERYWHERE. then she'll tell everyone in her class and about 30 kids will never enjoy rainbows.