Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, I was talking to my sister about how I need to buy gifts from Santa for my daughter, when my son asked why I would be buying them instead of letting Santa bring them. My son genuinely still believed in Santa. He’s 22 years old. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML
Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
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EEric_14 0
Santa isn't real?!!? :(
DocBastard 40
Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?
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Comments (141)
MsPurpleDonkey 2
smooth one
jewban 3
ahh they will find out anyways
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Clearly, I am real! No wonder he was upset! HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
kemolegend907 0
#53, what did you call me?!
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Ho
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
:D
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
your daughter is already wreaking guys lives, just wait till shes 18. o and Santa is real, because who else drinks the milk and eats the cookies I leave out for him?
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
Ikr?
CitizenSnipz 0
Santa's not real. It's just Jesus wearing a costume.
sloppyflow 1
Santa is from afghanistan.
mshooter 0
Santa? Yeah that's my ni**a. Why?
Rachelxfmlx 0
lol xx of course he is real xx
NoFatAssOnaStick 0
Wait. Santa isn't real?! :'(
CitizenSnipz 0
Game reference time. Sibling sappin' mah beliefs! I'm not good at getting attention :(
sanchezking 0
and Jesus is Darwin in a costume!
NeatNit 33
he's wearing two costumes?
kman666 0
your daughter is awesome and it sons a little girl
chewbacca69 0
your kids a little douche time to harden up
at0micmin3r 23
#3 Agreed. But wording it a little nicer might not hurt. The boy is soft! Time to grow up! BWAHAHAHAHA!
Iheartdeathmetal 0
Yes. De-pussifying your son should be on your to do list.
BadasS14 0
^win
ClickMyPicture 0
Fail parenting...
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
And how is this the parent's fault?
Darraghscoot 0
what would you know about parenting?
Abbila 8
eff you and also, i just watched glee and brittany still believes in santa
lol32360 0
haha same :)
ClickMyPicture 0
You let your son think there is a Santa even when there is none? This is what you get. Crushing a Childs dream of Santa's existence. Now he will go up to you and say, how come you did not tell me when I was younger?
ChibiChibi_fml 28
My parents never expressly told me that there was no Santa and I turned out fine. In fact most of the people I know just figured it out for themselves by the time they started school without their parents telling them. It's really a test of logic and deductive reasoning, if you can't figure it out without someone expressly telling you then there is reason for concern. That's just my personal feelings.
CitizenSnipz 0
I remember the conversation that led my to the truth when I was only 6. "How does Santa get everyone presents in one night?" "He's magic." "Then how come I saw you putting presents under the tree last night?" I was actually happy that it was my parents and not Santa. It made me feel good they were behind it the whole time.
ClickMyPicture 0
102- You were Santa?! x)
DrAwesome 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Don't you mean that your DAUGHTER is 11 and your daughter is 6?
plutosaplanet 0
what?!?!?!?!
Bobissmall 13
And now remember what your parents told you about Jesus...
DocBastard 40
Double failure, Doc. I think the FML here is that it's the younger child destroying the youth of the older child.
unidentified_sta 5
I have no idea what you are trying to imply.
PurplePeeps 0
He said 'daughter' twice, implying that the sons is a little girl.
spychipmunk 0
ok, how was that difficult to understand at all?
Zya_fml 8
Doc, you have failed this time.
jess6blondie9 3
good one.
Freeze_fml 17
Tell him the Tooth Fairy isn't real either, and you throw his teeth in the trash.
iwadasn 33
My mom saved all my teeth in a little box. Finding THAT out was worse than finding out there was no tooth fairy.
monnanon 14
That seems to be quite a common thing albeit creepy. I got a set with two little boxes when my son was born, one was for the first lock of hair that is cut off at the hairdressers and one is for the first tooth. Im not sure how i feel about keeping a tooth tbh :S I know people that have kept the bit of the umbilical chord that comes off, thats pretty sick for me.
EEric_14 0
Santa isn't real?!!? :(
zombieglamour_fml 0
awesome picture :)
Doortje 30
At least you have one smart kid :')
luvable1997 0
You're 11 year old is DUMB. wow. it should be the other way around. now what are you going to do for Christmas since both your kids know?
CiaranPM 0
Buy them stuff, like normal?
DocBastard 40
Celebrate the birth of her lord and saviour?
nocanhaz 4
Or just have pancakes...
spanelli 16
With your spelling and grammar, you shouldn't be calling anybody dumb.
The_Fonz_fml 0
the only mistake I see is you're is used incorrectly.
kman666 0
docbastard you a dumbass
DocBastard 40
Am I now? Can you please explain (in English, if you could) how me a dumbass? Sorry about the grammar there, but I figured I would phrase it so kman could understand.
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
You are kid. Hmm...
Yeah_Thats_Me 0
I failed. Don't look at me!
sapphirenite 0
lmao, thats why I