Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML
Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML
Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my daughter ran up to an old man with a white beard and a red sweater because she thought he might be Santa. He was a homeless dude, drunk at 9 in the morning. He told her to either give him money or f**k off, then screamed at her that "Santa’s not real, grow up r*tard." She’s still crying FML
Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
Today, I brought my 6-year-old to the mall to sit on Santa's lap. She told him what she wanted and smiled for the picture. When the lady told her that her turn was over, she began throwing a fit, pulling off Santa's beard in the process. This caused all the kids in line to begin sobbing. FML
Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
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mike3775 39
So take back every gift you got the 16yr old as punishment. I always told my older kids if they ruin Santa for their younger siblings who still believe, nothing comes for them
emmalou 19
Strip his room bare! Mama Only leave the necessary stuff.He can earn it back.
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mike3775 39
So take back every gift you got the 16yr old as punishment. I always told my older kids if they ruin Santa for their younger siblings who still believe, nothing comes for them
DLBL 23
Right. Santa is certainly not real for that jerk.
mccuish 25
What do you mean Santa isn’t real? What the present that were under the tree marked from Santa *starts crying*
emmalou 19
Strip his room bare! Mama Only leave the necessary stuff.He can earn it back.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
And that's when you tell your daughter that your son is lying because he's on the naughty list and Santa won't bring him anything. And then literally, give him nothing for Christmas. If he's going to behave like a child, he should be treated as such.
Dante Melo 3
STOP LYING TO KIDS!!! THERE'S LITERALLY NO REASON TO LIE.
DLBL 23
Au Contraire. There are reasons to lie to kids. They don't need to know every horror the world has to offer right off the bat. And Santa IS real. Sheesh, have a little spirit, people.