Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML
Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML
Today, I told my best friend of 10 years that somewhere along the way I fell in love with him and I think we should be together. His response? "I appreciate the sentiment." FML
Today, the guy I've secretly been in love with for years told me how hot my brother is. FML
Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML
Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
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Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
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Comments (105)
Original_Outcast 23
And you milady have been friendzoned or sistered I feel you.
sens3sfailing 25
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt...then angrily ripped up said t shirt...
cradle6 13
Hey OP, guys aren't machines that you can put nice coins into until sex falls out! (It's funny how the this FML would be treated so differently if the OP was male).
Hentai_fml 6
I like how it's a girl, this doesn't happen very often.
MoeT8979 8
AGREED!
iceroyalty1984 14
Actually, this happens to girls just as much as it happens to guys.
jojj351 12
bull ******* shit
br00kr 22
I asked somebody out at the pool. He brutally rejected me in my face saying " No eww why would i date somebody with autism" he then swam back when my friends came up to me while I was crying. He started laughing at me. FML ;(
aintlifeapain 21
Aww OP, I had the same situation. I got friendzoned/sistered for like 15 years - I had a crush when 8 and I knew it was love all through till I was 23. When he didn't realize I had a talk with him and told him I loved him NOT like a sister / friend and I was done with him acting stupid about it. Well, we are now engaged and preparing for our wedding :) Talk to that guy, if he still thinks the same, kick his arse.
Rababco 29
@96 Aww is that your fml? That's really sad, people can be so cruel. :( If he didn't like you that way he could've just said so, he didn't have to bring you're autism into it.
KB503 15
Friendzoned. Now she knows how guys feel.
d4m4s74 12
Familyzoned!
Ambient25 25
that was....AWESOME :)
guitarbeast 22
#redneckproblems
Leprekhaun 14
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Plot his demise.
wlddog 14
This is how those horror movies get started. Next we find out OP has been spending years working out and preparing her basement. Next thing that happens is the guy wakes up in said basement and can not figure out hoe he got there. When he tries to leave he is shocked by a dog collar that goes off if he gets too far from the wall. Every time he tries to leave he is painfully knocked out by the collar, and wakes up later to find that someone has moved him again. Yep... Sounds like the making of a horror story.
coryespy 1
46 That's some weird shit. Sounds more like a twisted fantasy of yours rather than the making of a horror story
wlddog 14
What can I say, I am a writer. Coming up with "weird shit" is but apart of my job. Fill free to go to my profile and figure it out for yourself.
Link5794 18
The Japanese have a word for people who do that sort of thing: Yandere. Roughly translated, it does not at all resemble "obsessed psychopath," but it has about the same connotations.
deet124 11
Better luck next time?
Mossears133 15
I don't know about you, but that sounds like an invitation to keep asking him out until he either says yes or gets a restraining order!
KingDead 18
He reminds me of my flamboyant friends... Perhaps you just attached feelings for the wrong type of person for yourself! Chin up, plenty of men out there!
kentuckyguy 4
Women have "friendzone"...We men have one better..."sisterzone"...
Trisha_aus 15
Well we do have the "brotherzone".
ironichalibut 24
But not the "creepyunclebill" zone to the same creepy, scarring, molesty extent.
SoulAmeliorate 16
Creepy... uncle... bill zone... The ****.
coryespy 1
Sounds like 30 had a creepy uncle named bill who didn't keep his hands to his self while showing 30 some "inappropriate attention"
ironichalibut 24
Achievement unlocked : Creep out FML community.
Sir_ND_Pity 35
Hey, if he is like that one boyfriend a few FMLs ago, being considered a sister might not be too bad ;-) go along with it, OP!
ThePrestige 12
haha! good one my dear sir.
ileenefudge 29
At least you told him, maybe not what you wanted to hear but now your not sitting there waiting for him and wondering if he feels the same. I know many people who don't say anything for fear of rejection, but at least you put it out there that you're interested.
NissanDriftKing 4
Way to look at the bright side :)
ChenEighty 20
Well, at least he didn't say he hated you...
Aussie102 8
Friendzoned at its finest there. But hey! At least he didn't get weirded out and leave! right?