Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I picked my 12-year-old daughter up from school after her first sexual education lecture. She burst into tears on the way home explaining her fears of being pregnant with her boyfriend's child. As if that doesn't sound bad enough, I've met her boyfriend before. He is imaginary. FML
Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML
Today, my daughter spent three hours crying and having a temper tantrum over being forced to have a bath after four days without one. My daughter is 16. FML
Today, I got a call from my daughter's school saying that she had beat someone up. She's 4. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I had to pick my daughter up from pre-school because she repeatedly hit another kid with a stick. Apparently, my parents have been letting her watch violent action movies again. FML
Today, my daughter was acting strange. When she wasn’t muttering in some strange language, she was talking about invisible people coming to get me. Terrified, I called my boyfriend. Turns out he taught her that as a prank. He knows I’m afraid of anything supernatural. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
spikey818 9
tell her to imagine a better boyfriend
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Comments (80)
Beebow_fml 5
Probably your fault
cole86 0
that us actually VERY sad
iTaylor 0
ummm is something wrong with her?
tweetbaby14 18
OP this is why you don't drink when you're pregnant... or do drugs.
seanders 10
Yea only drink if it's enough to kill it. No point in only getting the job half done.
klutzycleo 5
Parenting. You're doing it wrong...
WTSchool 0
Are you sure the boyfriend's imaginary?
ahti546 11
maybe she's schizophrenic?..
IHaveThePower 18
That is actually a possibility. Imaginary friends are normal to an extent, but if a child is routinely fighting with them or they're constantly mean, it might be a hallucination, not an imaginary friend. That said, it's also possible the kid is just learning how fighting works and working through some issues, too. This might be a good question for a pediatric psychiatrist, and probably is less of an FML and more of an ask-a-doctor question.
Zambaku 9
At least they don't have loud imaginary sex in your room :3
jazyyy16 3
wow..
22cute 17
Helloooo? Maybe he's real?!
sheehan35 2
woww.... get her some friends
crashtest1205 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
well I guess she's you're little mistake! Next time she says "I love you" tell her she was an accident! lol
wlfmanjack 5
And then she will post that experience on fmylife
extremenoodles 0
Did she actually say 'imaginary'? Maybe you just don't believe your little girl could grow up and so on. Then you realise it was all a dream....
Phustercluck 11
...I used to read word-up magazine. Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine.
ThePaperDragon 31
hangin' pictures on my wall, every Saturday rap a track mr. Magic..
SilentScreamer 12
Giggity(:
BigZadii 0
goo
coolcat234 0
weird!
spikey818 9
tell her to imagine a better boyfriend
kay133 0
ha nice
yutsnme 0
that's funny!!
doglover100 29
Hopefully they didn't have imaginary sex.
perdix 31
Tell her that her imaginary brother punched her imaginary boyfriend in the nuts for being such a dick to her, and that he is ready to apologize to her, even though he is not able to give her imaginary make-up sex until the swelling in his imaginary testicles goes down. It's good to have an imaginary brother who'll fight for her -- it might protect her virtuaginity.
MLK12345 4
WIN
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
oh lol
ladycoyote107 0
This is a win of epic proportions.
whoa_is_failz 6
epic. just. plain. epic.
baconhawkman 0
win. that is all
darkmis1 18
Haha ily perdix!
perdix 31
darkmis1, Garsh *blush* ;)
that1guyyy 12
triedtoohatd/10
darkmis1 18
;-)
JacindasaurXD 0
haha baconhawk--->des&nate
Brandi_Faith 34
Not only is this an amazing win, but you did it so tactfully in order to help this, obviously psychologically unstable child! Well done my friend, well done!!
ladycoyote107 0
This is a win of epic proportions.
valerieann90 0
lol! yes!!
aminel 0
*nods
duckiesrevenges 0
you must suck as a parent or she must be very ugly that she has to imagine a boyfriend at 16
DeadPixel4 29
Jackass
billyme 4
No offense, but chances were she was being sarcastic...
missmurderx 8
Very true. I do stupid things like that all the time, to simply freak my family out. ... I'm a bad child.
ginious 0
even if it was a joke, in dont think sarcasm quite fits here as a description.
saywhaaat_01 0
HAHAHAHA that's hilarious
duan 2
wow ur beautiful
Xavi89 0
that's not her....
JamesTheGiraffe 5
OhMyGod, your picture is awesome, I love Steve-O and Jackass is the best! Just sayin'.
lalo805 0
Ur 40 yeah right
elmorous 0
avoid therapy, they'll only talk about you