rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
both are dimwitted
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Broken trust
🌶️ Spicy
Making whoopee
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Anonymous
Iztacalco, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
noneedtostress
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
Top comments
Il_Maestro 6
Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.
linkinpark98 24
MAURY!
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bspiper87 7
A blonde once tried to explain to me that sperm can live......oh hell nevermind a blonde told me so it would make sense anyways....take your memory medicine
Eorlas 31
Not cool. So sorry op =(
lumberjack610 1
I agree with jay and silent bob
Cookehz 0
Ouch! Fyl OP
princessbloky 12
You don't have sex for a year, and you're wondering why she may have cheated on you? You deserve it.
THE_A_TEEN 28
So, if you don't have sex for a year, you deserve to be cheated on? You people and your double standards. If this was a woman, you'll all be telling her to divorce him.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I mean really, guy gets cheated on, most ***** you blame him for anything. In this case, not having sex more often. But if a girl gets cheated on, it's a sympathy fest. What happened to equality?
theonlysweetpea 10
#155 chill dude. Injustice is everywhere, OP's situation exactly. OP: ge t a DNA test as soon as she has that kid. Then file for divorce.
GetDirtyDoWork 1
She must've raped you. In your sleep.
Penguin1942 0
How's this "FML team": I'm sorry for telling you to shut up Noor. I was wrong. Please keep posting your inane crap on every single FML. I'm sure everyone appreciates hearing what your opinion is every time. Have a nice day! :) P.S. Your profile picture makes you look like an idiot.
randomthing 22
Even if the baby isn't yours, - stay with her and raise the kid :)
irieherb69 2
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
daboss81 0
you need to get laid more often, yes f*ck your life for that