rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
both are dimwitted
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Broken trust
🌶️ Spicy
Making whoopee
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Anonymous
Iztacalco, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
noneedtostress
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
Top comments
Il_Maestro 6
Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.
linkinpark98 24
MAURY!
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tfb4u 8
Oh no... That sucks. Maybe she had her way with u when u were sleeping.
morgiepuff 14
I hope for your sake (and the baby's, as this can be some complicated stuff right here) that she wasn't cheating on you! That would definitely be a hard way to find out. :/
thiswayup 0
Okay, if she isn't more 18 -20 wks something is wrong. Actually different possibilities with this situation,but I will stick with only the facts stated. OMG, that is so wrong!
silentblack 0
Maury: you are NOT the father!!
zyzy92 8
He found the best **** block
Tawny_Anarchy 0
They can do DNA tests while pregnant so you don't actually have to wait nine months to find out.
bogart20 13
That sucks. But how dare you not have sex with you wife for a year, that's just selfish
ohSNAPyall 27
I heard that in utero paternity tests are dangerous.
LifelessStars 22
take the hint.....
freakguy455 0
YDI for not having sex with your wife for over a year. If it was her not wanting sex with you, then you must really suck at if she had to go elsewhere to get some satisfaction.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, cheating is always the answer when you don't get what you want.
icallbullshit 3
174 is a typical entitled bitch/mangina response all over fml 'oh the woman can never be in the wrong' people like you make me sick.
Sleepy_Hallow 7
Of course, the man is always at a wrong. Your logic is as much of a fail as your dad's condom the night you were conceived. LOL!
CanadianCutie22 16
that's no good !