rj
Goddard, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
baron
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Shooter71
France 🌶️ Spicy
It's not a competition, but still…
Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML
Andrew
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
doomed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
both are dimwitted
Los Angeles, United States
Today, my ex called, saying she's 3 months pregnant. She seems to have forgotten that we haven't been in the same room, much less friends, in over a year. My dimwitted wife thinks the baby is mine. FML
Broken trust
🌶️ Spicy
Making whoopee
Today, after years of my wife having almost no sex drive, and always insisting on using protection, she suddenly craves unprotected sex like an alcoholic craves booze. I went through her phone and learned why. Yup, she's pregnant, cheated on me since day one, and her scummy side dick skipped town. FML
Anonymous
Iztacalco, Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
That's… sexy
Today, my wife threw up in the middle of sex, then fell asleep right after. I didn't even finish and it'd been over a month since the last time. FML
noneedtostress
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML
Top comments
Il_Maestro 6
Either she cheated or I would recommend seeing a doctor about your memory.
linkinpark98 24
MAURY!
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Comments (288)
Lily_lops95 0
Whats worse that she cheated or that you haven't had sex since last year?
superfloyd 4
Nice divorce that ***** and don't give her shit , she cheated balls in your court .
lifes_a_b1tch 7
Last year was only 5 months ago. It's possible she's not a cheating *****. It's entirely possible he's a drunken idiot. Way to jump to conclusions buddy.
icallbullshit 3
186 where are people like you when the fml is about a girl who thinks her man is cheating or something similar?
callie123amy 4
That's if he waits.
greenmen 12
DNA Test
angelinaanimerg 7
And thats why she prob cheated on you
day624 14
Hm you might have a cheater on your hands
DLC88 5
Either you're not a bit careful of what your girlfriend is doing or you're a freakin drunk douchebag. Anyway that's your problem.
gixxrguy 1
Seems to me, you totally dropped the ball on that one! You should have been shagging her the whole time!
Marteeny23 19
They have to stick a huge needle all the way into your uterus. They wanted to do that to me when I was pregnant because of possible birth defects but I refused. I think it would be safer and less stress for you and the baby if they wait the whole 9 months.
ManicGypsy 22
YDI for not putting out since last year. You should have known that your wife would have found it elsewhere.