Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
cockblockedbyFB
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Michael D.
Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
My wife
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
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krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
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Comments (141)
Draminicaus 0
You should've gotten on your Blackberry and Twittered about how your wife never pays attention to you when you're plowing the field. lol
DNMendez95 3
you must suck
MrDanimal 0
Hun, you spelt "Of mice and men" wrong. Yes I read all the way through and not just because you are super attractive :)
eatzamypizza 0
or get harder
nault32 0
I'd be slappin a ho
AntoshaChekhonte 6
Maybe she's not checking her email. Perhaps she's just making sure FML wasn't updated while she was busy? :)
JustKeepBreathin 0
Maybe you had so much sex with her already that she now has an extremely loose ******.
bcuzicanboricua_fml 0
Either she is a workaholic, a crazy chick or u are no good
RachaelQ 0
The first time I had sex, the dude answered his phone an held a 5 minute conversation with someone. Yeah.. haven't talked to him since.
heynow00wellthen 0
I like a lot of the same bands/artists you do. Especially Pierce The Veil. :) :) My favorite. A Day To Remember is pretty legit too, same with Black Dahlia Murder and a lot of others on that list.