Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
hopeless
Halifax, Canada
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Sleepless
Germany
Turn it off
Today, my wife whined that she couldn't sleep, while she had her eyes glued to her phone, her Switch in her lap, the TV on, and her bedside light shining in her face. I've long since learned not to comment on this. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Hot revenge
Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Good job!
Today, my husband fell asleep in the middle of a blowjob. I feel kind of insulted. FML
jeffcarp
Cesenatico, Italy 🌶️ Spicy
Mint taste
Today, my wife stopped mid blowjob because it tasted too clean, like my mint shower gel. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Busted
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
0h_Boy
Brooklyn, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife and I were Skyping, when she decided to put on a "show" for me. Seconds before she was about to climax, we lost internet connection. FML
Top comments
childlessmother 16
In other words she is tired of only pleasing you? Or you took too long. Give her a lick see what happens
bewareimaninja 5
******** get annoying and the favor never gets returned
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
That sucks.
jkjorn 18
Actually, it doesn't. Which means it does. It's the sort of quandary that would overload an evil computer on Star Trek, isn't it?
RichardPencil 32
It does, either literally or figuratively. It’s sad if it is both simultaneously.
childlessmother 16
In other words she is tired of only pleasing you? Or you took too long. Give her a lick see what happens
joshi42 16
So, what should he do next? Stick her to an envelope?
Mungolikecandy 19
You may need to work on spicing things up as it appears they are getting a tad mundane.
BurnInDemonFire 39
New rule: All phones/laptops/tablets, etc are to be left out of whichever room gets to host the lovin'. New rule the second: Give her an ****** first, and she might be happy enough to return the favor.
bewareimaninja 5
******** get annoying and the favor never gets returned
Cowgirl1293 26
I can testify to this!
Vern Ehlers 5
At least your wife still gives you ********. Next time you're going down on her, do the same thing, show her how it feels.
TrashlifeKaylala 12
You don’t need someones full attention while thats happening. I give my bf bjs while he plays computer games. The occasional hand on the head is enough for me to know hes into it. But yeah, bjs are a bitch and after so long rather difficult. Let the girl take a break and check her phone
rotflqtms_ 21
RIP, you got a *******... Maybe you need to come a little faster if it's taking so long she got bored... it's not just a one way street, and you're lucky you even get ********, so quit complaining here and figure out what caused her to lose interest... did you take too long? Were you being arousing to her in any way? Did she even want to give you one, or did you request it?