Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
cockblockedbyFB
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Michael D.
Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
My wife
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
Top comments
krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
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Comments (141)
HateCrusade 0
god bless America
bubbleszx 0
put a little swag in your sex..
umkay 0
well blackberrys are made to multitask
funkey3 0
god you must be good!!??
thornrose22 4
Try not sucking at sex. the fact she was even able to hold her blackberry still is a testament to how much you were obviously not rocking her world.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Are you having sex the same way in the same position every time? Try mixing it up a little. The girl who dressed up as a "sexy cat" for her boyfriend may be able to give you pointers...
far_east 6
thats one hefty ass list you got there, i respect your taste in music, id like it even more if i saw the devil wears prada (band), silverstien and the dillinger escape
marialittlemonst 0
You must be terrible.
brittaney8807 0
wow. I hope she either is really attractive smokin hot and has a demanding job or your just not up to par in the sack :(
RedPillSucks 33
It's her way of telling you to either "Bust a move" or "Bust a nut".