Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
cockblockedbyFB
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Michael D.
Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
My wife
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
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krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
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Comments (141)
TheComputerGuy96 16
BlackBerry, CAPITAL B IN THE MIDDLE!!!
rsxtine 0
u deserved it IMO. spice up the sex life!
Snookums 0
you fail, try harder like against a wall
KasCiaYr 0
or find a woomen that wants some
lindsey1 0
Lmaoo, I'd smack a hoe if I were yu
yuhimjesus 0
I personally know 2 of the members in WCAR. they went to my school.
brokenhelix 4
maybe try some new moves bro. @2 had a great idea...
brokenhelix 4
my mistake, I meant @4. I "fat-fingered" my previous entry
djkidd008 0
What's ur wife's blackberry pin ? Lol
ringogrey 4
possible phone threesome