Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
cockblockedbyFB
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Michael D.
Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
My wife
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
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krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
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Comments (141)
jonnybegood_fml 0
who cares about your wife, the important thing is im numero uno on the comment list...........one less thing to do before i die..........booooyaa
suppressed08 2
^ Haha. When I got my first time as a first commented I ticked it off my to do list aswell :P. Probably going to get modded though.
jonnybegood_fml 0
lol
Clashzorz2 0
phone addict. Shame...
KingDingALing 9
This is definitely a repeat...>:(
YDI_S 0
YDI for your wife starting to check her email on her Blackberry while you were having sex.
1800getalife 0
wow she musta not felt a thing...
krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
wolfshadow 4
I believe that most women get bored of sex after 10 minutes if it's the same thing. Change it up or ejaculate faster.
queencitystoner 0
next time she does this, stick it in her ass, that'll get her attention, you nay get slapped but at Least she'll get off her blackberry
thecrazyasian 3
anal that bitch
ellielovesyuh 0
10% of people use their phones somehow while having sex.
nicobington 1
how do u know this
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
cradle6 13
Also agreed
wwerulez14 6
Wife- "Honey, what the HELL do you think you're doing? OP- "Either put the phone down, or it stays in your ass..."
sweetcheeksjvl 0
That would be painful but it'd make her stop checking her blackberry.
keilanclarke 0
/end FML commenting after this post.
_LoVe_CaThErInE_ 0
agreed!! [:
boopityboppity 11
... With what?
jjames7543 13
I think she tried replying to #4's comment :P
bailes_o_hay 0
I bet it's cuz she has another "appointment" with your mailman later
Cinn_fml 23
Maybe you should talk to her about what you need to do to stop her getting bored? It was probably her way of hinting, maybe you should take that up.
boopityboppity 11
If that's a "hint," I'd hate to see what she does when she tells him outright.
Cinn_fml 23
Well, there is that. It was probably just her way of not having to bring the subject up herself. Which is a little silly, unless it was the first time she hadn't enjoyed herself, but then it seems a little extreme...
noscope_ftw 0
or she's just a bitch
ItAllBurnZ 0
She'll take out her magnifying glass first, that's how...
RedPillSucks 33
or read the paper, check the stock quotes. When she starts making dinner, you probably need to try a fresh new move.
zp5 4
status: having a terrible time. daaaamn!
Xavi89 0
you needed to donkey punch her.
pwincessa23 1
13, that's aweful
ChubEchaser 0
so is your spelling
toppers2468 0
ROFL FAIL
boopityboppity 11
Almost as much as your failure to actually say anything.
Jerzyginger74 0
Lmao@11! Win!!!!
boopityboppity 11
*Snaps* No it isn't! It's not even remotely funny! Stop saying, "WIN," all the time; there's a thumbs-up button for this very reason!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Like ^
boopityboppity 11
... And yet you just did exactly the same thing, 20.
Novus_fml 0
No thumbs up on iPhone app. :(
Catkam623 27
There is noe