Today, my boyfriend of five years finally gave me a ring. Oh no, not an engagement ring. He gave me a ring "to apologize for sleeping with his married coworker." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me an engagement ring. It turned out to be the wrong size and we had to return it, since the store said it couldn't be re-sized. As we headed home, I felt guilty, so I turned to him and apologized. His response? "It's OK honey, I didn't really want to marry you that much anyway." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years proposed without a ring. He told me he would get it once his divorce papers are final. I didn't know he was married. FML
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I said yes and he gave me an engagement ring. He immediately went to call his mom to tell her the happy news. After the phone call, he asked if he could return the ring because his mom needed money. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years got me a ring for Christmas. When I opened it, I was speechless and overjoyed. He then said, "It's just a ring. It doesn't mean anything." FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML
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Top comments
litttle_miss101 11
That’s when you tell him it’s okay and go get one of those plastic 25 cent rings, put in a ring box so when he opens it you can say something like “and that’s how much you are worth” and walk away
Mathalamus 25
Too expensive....
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Comments (10)
litttle_miss101 11
That’s when you tell him it’s okay and go get one of those plastic 25 cent rings, put in a ring box so when he opens it you can say something like “and that’s how much you are worth” and walk away
Mathalamus 25
Too expensive....
bloopaloop 27
You’re an idiot for dating him
Yemi Adeshokan 4
What the ****? Where did you get that assessment from? Your arsehole?
Beth Baskett 12
What the actual ******* **** is wrong with you? That is an awful thing to say to her.
Titan_Slayer 21
Their profile picture is a roll of toilet paper so it's possible.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
just dump him already wow
Ksweety_fml 27
I hope you left him. obliviously he's not ready to get married
shannon2348 14
If he's still your boyfriend then I'm having a hard time feeling sorry for you.