Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, my mom came into my bedroom and told me to "Listen to this voicemail." I listened to me and my girlfriend talking dirty, followed by the bed springs bouncing for three minutes. I had my phone in the pocket while I was having sex with her and it left my mom a nice voicemail. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was making love with my girlfriend and my landline rang. Obviously, I let it go to voicemail. At the very moment I was about to cum, I heard my mum's voice on my voicemail: "Hi sweetheart!" FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend. In front of my wife. There was nowhere to run since we were in the car and my Bluetooth feature was on. My girlfriend’s phone had died and unbeknownst to me, she was calling from her mom’s phone, which is why I answered. I'm now walking home. It’s 5 miles away. FML
Today, I woke up and had a voicemail from my boyfriend. I just thought nothing of it because it was a pocket dial. I decided to listen to it carefully and realized it was him having sex with another girl. FML
Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML
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Top comments
will3232 3
Well if its that sensitive why would you call It stupid
no_problems 0
lol those damn phones. i have one, that stupid scroll ball can be pretty sensitive.
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Comments (50)
The_word_fuck 0
oooooo...kinda deserved that...but I'll give you the ******.
dannnn_fml 0
fuhhrrst
sammyprosnit 8
you should have pressed star, it'll dlete your message and bring you to the voicemail menu! problem solved :)
krad204 21
That doesn't happen with an iPhone.
fuckcollege 0
lol that reminds me of that blackberry commercial with the buttdialing
no_problems 0
lol those damn phones. i have one, that stupid scroll ball can be pretty sensitive.
will3232 3
Well if its that sensitive why would you call It stupid
MCart_fml 0
Learn that button/screen lock, it is your friend! When did smartphones start getting designed without some form of cover built in? Gotta love the FMLs that we get from them though!
NotoriousMandog 0
Actually there is a way to delete a message while you're on the phone. What you do is wait for a few minutes and let it go until it can't record anymore and it'll say "Press (x) to erase message." Of course it's already too late.
borba72 0
If I were you I'd never show up again in their house.
coolguy 0
my dad phantom dials me from time to time. i'll answer the phone and just hear the radio and car sounds. oh dad, you so silly!
svsockerguy 0
i ******* hate blackberrys lol
chille_fml 0
You do know that if you what until the time limit for the message you can delete it right?
tigergirl72 0
hahahaha i guess you won't be baby sitting anytime soon