Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
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Today, my sister got a speeding ticket in the mail. A month ago, I got pulled over and used her name, intending to take care of it but forgot. She's going to the police station to review the footage. FML
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FYLDeep 26
She's lucky they can't tell sobriety with those cameras then. In addition to her paying the ticket, I suggest you punish her more.
livewire1701 8
time to take away her car keys
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Comments (57)
chloe2114 4
fhl more like! unless u hav 2 pay it...
isuckwithnames 22
Is it really that hard to type complete words
mikepzz 27
Takes so much effort to hit an "e" and "to"
livewire1701 8
time to take away her car keys
tygerarmy 35
Exactly, make here pay the fine and take away her keys. And probably still further punishment. No respect for you, authority or life She was drinking and driving she could've got her or someone else killed. Then we'd here the tragic news story of how she was such a good girl but these kids at this party pushed more alcohol on her than she could handle.
Residence_fml 4
I think it's even worse and she was driving without permission in her parents car. But it's true, she could have gotten someone killed by accident. OP if you don't punish her bad life hopefully will.
Mya_86 0
How do you know she was driving without permission? You're making a lot of assumptions.
Residence_fml 4
I made one assumption and I made it very clear I only THINK she is driving without permission. I am not convinced she was. There is a difference though I get your point.
lmBrown 0
tard
TanzWolf 26
26 - Even if they WERE assuming, which they're clearly not, how is that "a lot" of assumptions?
FYLDeep 26
She's lucky they can't tell sobriety with those cameras then. In addition to her paying the ticket, I suggest you punish her more.
flipflipflipidel 0
at least she didnt flash it
UpsidedownKayak 9
That would have been too cool!
justnbieber 0
maybe take away her alcohol... or hide yours
SupKev 0
lol
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And her car keys.
Garytt 0
just make her pay it. case closed
xStarKillerx 4
"Hi mom!!!"
munyarl 0
HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice!
saleha97 4
that sounds like me.. but i dont drink ;p
Blaah_x 11
Sounds like something my stupid cousin would do, she's not long since past her test and I'm honestly just waiting for her to mess up with her drinking
UpsidedownKayak 9
Where does your cousin live? I just want to make sure I am nowhere near her because I don't want to die in a head on collision with a drunken idiot. She didn't happen to flee the scene of an accident lately and then post it on FML, has she?
therealsuperman 0
I'm confused, I've only seen tickets with pictures come from running red lights. where are there speed traps with cameras?
Haberdashery 0
Oftentimes these speed traps are also included with the cameras at the light, and they use radar or sonar to measure your speed.