Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife started checking her email on her Blackberry while we were having sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife decided to check her email, while I was still inside her. FML
unsatisfying
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Countdown
Today, my wife checked the time while we were having sex. Twice. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went and bought my wife a new cell phone for a Christmas present. She called me five minutes later saying she got a notification e-mail thanking her for her purchase. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Multitasking
Today, my wife picked up her phone, answered a text, added a few things to her phone's shopping list, and looked at her phone calendar to remind me I have a doctor's appointment tomorrow. She did all this whilst my penis was inside her, giving it my best effort as well. Self confidence zero. FML
Embarrassed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML
cockblockedbyFB
San Antonio, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, like every other day, my wife doesn't have time for sex because she's too busy on Facebook. Then she bitched me out because "we never have sex anymore." FML
stargate25
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Denver, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Planning
Today, my wife sent me a Google Calendar reminder for "sex". FML
anon
Lehigh Acres, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nailed it
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Michael D.
Duluth, United States 🌶️ Spicy
My wife
Today, while I was at work, my wife sent me a few pictures of her in a new lingerie, to "spice up" my day. She didn't realize that I have iCloud turned on so I can share files with my colleagues. My boss and a dozen other employees received the same pictures. FML
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krushr 3
Maybe you need to make sex more interesting for her?
airball33 0
Stick it in her ass
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Comments (141)
TheNamelessNerd 0
Denial!
greatwyt 0
are you allowed to turn your wife into an angry pirate?
renvy 0
LOL. Aww, poor you..
LOLSWAT 0
nah, dude. u were having sex, she was checking emails. for girls, sex is 90% mental. figure out what u did wrong and do better next time.
perdix 31
Maybe she was looking for Brett Favre's penis. Yours was boring her.
sourgirl101 29
I saw it! Not what I thought a Hall of Famer's penis would look like. Now that reporter girl was Hot! I saw her picture too.
perdix 31
I still don't see the point of sending pictures of it in the flaccid state. I also don't understand why Favre would pursue a girl who is not interested. I'm sure he's got many female fans who are dying to screw him . . . some may be vaguely attractive.
maskedman 9
What did her penis look like?
Humanspider 18
That reporter girl can get the shlong.
hasan_shami2013 0
that's good, she's very frank with you
Skroal_stomper 5
Everyone is looking at this the wrong way. Op should be happy that he is getting some from his wife. Usually the ring on the finger causes the legs to close.
sourgirl101 29
I beg to differ!
noscope_ftw 0
no usually it means if she's interested then they're open...
withered 30
Legs close for those who are bad in bed and never care to satisfy their partner ;)
Air_Force001 0
donkey punch her or just f her ass!
mR_StAtiiC 0
pictures to prove this happened
mdoncses 8
Its pretty amazing how many people are addicted to their cell phones. I work for at&t and I see it all day long.