Today, my wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex for the rest of her nine month pregnancy, because according to her, "I don't want twins." FML
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Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML
Today, my wife told me that when she was actually pregnant with her ex's child; she was insatiably horny and always wanted sex. Too bad for me, because the current pregnancy has made her repulsed by any sexual contact. Thanks for telling me, I guess. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, the good news is that my girlfriend is pregnant. The bad news is that twins run in her family. Worse, so do triplets, and I just recently lost my job. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML
Today, I had to convince my husband that I'm not having an affair all because I refused to have sex with him. Apparently the fact that I gave birth to our twins 10 days ago isn't a good enough reason to turn him down. FML
Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
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Thabb 0
Ehhh, your hand isn't THAT bad.
ADayToPierceTheV 0
sounds reasonable
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Comments (442)
GirthLongfello 0
How dumb is she.....
gabestar 4
it could happen.
supahnazi 0
ur saying that marriage is full of compromising but yet ur also saying that "its her body nd she can do what she wants with it." so apparently one of these groups has to b incorrect. and seriously, guys, u shuld "grow some balls" and stand up for urself sometime. sex is combining the 2, not just ALL about the woman.
September_fox 2
Marrage isn't about always giving what your partner wants. It's about being a team and respecting each other. If she is uncomfortable with sex while she's pregnant he needs to respect that. It IS her body, and she DOES have the right to say no to sex if she doesn't want it regardless of the fact that they are married, and the same goes for him. There are a lot of things that should be open to compromise in a marriage, but being forced to have sex because your partner wants it is not one of them.
zoezoe06 0
Did u tell her she's a moron????
Jaxx66 21
she had the 'balls' to tell you? yeah buddy. YDI for being a prick as it is.
MaryPoppins88 14
wow...
ahahawut 1
your wife has balls?
kyler754 0
Sorry to tell you op, your wife's retarded.
stAterugby 0
you married the tard now you have to raise a baby with her... good job
LifesLovelyRoses 4
if you have a double uterus you can get pregnant while pregnant. it's possible... but they wouldn't be twins.