Today, I announced to my fiance that I was pregnant with twins. He immediately called off the engagement, furious at me because we "agreed to only have one child". Sorry my embryo decided to split in two. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to make the heartbreaking decision to end my engagement after my fiancé agreed to let several of his obnoxious family members move in without even asking me. He says 'family over everything' but what does that make me? To make matters harder, I just found out I’m pregnant. FML
Today, my husband is not talking to me because he was happy with the two children we had, but I had major baby fever and spent a year talking him into having just one more baby, and the ultrasound just showed I’m having triplets. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my fiancé broke off our engagement after he saw one of my baby pictures. He said our future kids "just wouldn't look right." FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend that I'm pregnant. He immediately denied that it was his because "a childhood accident" supposedly left him sterile. He has a child from a previous relationship. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I did a pregnancy announcement with my boyfriend and our families. My boyfriend acted happy until we were driving home, then claimed I pressured him with witnesses, started to cry because he doesn’t want kids, and by the end was begging me to give it up for adoption. FML
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AnthonyCS5 19
It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.
magnumpeyote66 6
And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support
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Comments (62)
Savo98542 2
What a D**k head
AnthonyCS5 19
It sounds like he's looking for a reason to end the relationship. It may be time to rethink those marriage plans.
magnumpeyote66 6
And now the idiot is without a wife and he has double the child support
Mortimer14 9
Of all the stupid reasons for ending the relationship, that has to be the worst. Nail him to the wall. Start with suing him for palimony (you've been together for awhile and he probably said "I love you" at least once). Include in there, any monies that you have already spent on your wedding. And finally, make sure he pays child support.
J352SAURUS 30
Furious at YOU?! What the fridge magnet?! Sweet tap-dancing Jesus that is absolutely outrageous. What are you going to do? Besides get the Hell away from him?
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I'm using "what the fridge magnet" from now on. Thank you.
renafire 16
Me too! That is an amazing phrase!
Lily_Rain77 25
I'm stealing that. I will now be referring to all idiots as Fridge Magnets, It's beautiful.
Goblin182 27
Either he doesn't understand how the twins thing works, or he was looking for an exit.
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
I'm using "what the fridge magnet" from now on. Thank you.
imnotcleverenoughforthis 14
Whoops wrong comment.
RichardPencil 32
You could always put one of them up for adoption. Or you could find a decent human being to marry.
murdomac 9
She should put the fiancé up for adoption.
Regulate 21
I sincerely wish people would stop getting together with absolute cretins. I mean, good luck and I hope it all works out for you personally but damn.
Regulate 21
All of these downward thumbs hoping life doesn't turn out well for OP. That's disgusting.
Fatboy007 9
Be honest is this Beyoncé???
Arashikage 18
Yeah because nobody in the world has had twins before Beyoncé just started the trend
naturegrl 9
Wtf!?!?!? As overs have said, it sounds like he may be trying to find an out. I'm so sorry OP. I hope things work out for you. :(
Regulate 21
As overs have said. K.
naturegrl 9
Idk how to edit my comment on this app after I've submitted it. -_-