Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
Mirorbo 27
And I thought the vegans on tumblr were extreme in the anti-human agenda...
Ylianaxoxo 9
Lol, go vegans (x
Teen_Facts 10
I think you should talk...
SApprentice 34
He detests humans, so he's trying to raise non-human creatures in esteem by lowering his value of people, but it doesn't really work that way. By saying that humans are of less worth than the non-humans is still putting them apart, labeling them as separate and somehow special, although in a negative way. Humans are not special though. We're all the same as the other primates, just these funny little instinct fueled creatures. We try to deny it, and we are usually fairly intelligent, but in the end we just follow the urges and desires that lead all of our kind. Eat and sleep. Battle for social dominance. Garner territory. Make a bed. Find a mate. Defend said mate. Procreate, usually. Tend to young. If your boyfriend really wanted to respect the non-human to human correlation he would want to save you, OP, and protect you, because instinct says to protect the mate. If he didn't want to follow his instincts, then, well, he must think that he's better than the non-humans in some way, and that just wouldn't do, would it?
Vidrill 22
Well, now that you know where he stands, you can make a more informed decision about the kind of person you want to be with.... I don't think it will come down to choosing who to spare between you and the cat, but you can decide how you feel about the fact that he thinks that way....
Yeayeawhatever 0
Maybe I've been married too long, but that's the most romantic my husband would be. He's saying you're not an animal. Lol. Not that he wants to kill you over the cat. Just my take... Always a positive even in a negative.
shan88 14
Really. If that's romance from your husband, you need a new husband! OP sorry your partner is such a douche, he eat a steak next to him :)
mavman79 5
Thankfully the courts won't take his side and I used to be a vegan. I wouldn't touch honey, leather or even wool. He is shallow, thoughtless and lacking cognitive brain function.
FrietvanPiet 16
I just can't believe how many people out there are overly attached to their pets.
Grauncho 27
Moderator, please close the comments before all the ******* vegans come out of the woodwork.
Mirorbo 27
But that's the fun part, darling!~
Mahtari 19
YOU FOUND A KEEPER, OP.