Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
MidnaLink 35
Maybe "Kill" was not the best choice of a word. Personally, I'd have gone with "Ditch".
ideasrule 13
I would never kill an animal either, but humans are animals, are they not? Even the Animal Liberation Front, which is sometimes regarded as a terrorist organization, says that "all reasonable precautions [must be] taken not to harm human or non-human life" in all its operations.
JayFoShizzle 4
Did you ask him this? Not very clear..
vbmg152 19
How did this question come up?? Being vegan myself, I'd have to agree with him! I wouldn't kill a person but, I wouldn't kill an animal either!
sgtcxelite 11
People ARE animals, fucktard.
kawaiisakura 12
Yes we are mammals, but not actually considered animals.
clarke7792 6
mabye he should get with his cat
SafireStone 0
Tell him that,technically, humans are animals. And why would he have to choose between killing his cat or you anyways?
MsMourningStar 22
Run.
cartedor 18
Dumbass. Dump the ahole
tf5f89 7
I normally try to avoid saying this on FML, but you should dump him. If he would kill a human, let alone one he cares about, over a cat, dump him. Lots of people would never kill an animal, but a cat vs a human? And yes, it's been said many times, but humans are animals too.
jjgurl65 3
are you a tree