Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
Kalipczo 21
Well technically humans are animals so...
Sam_Dchi 23
He's got his priorities right. smh
Chewiebhz 15
Drop his vegan ass
suprabuddha 10
So typical of a certain phenotype
pmnilsen 2
Dump the moron
pedinhuh 23
Well, you're dating a Vegan so you can expect such awnser...
obviousboy 8
You're definitely both animals.
sioux4 17
Humans are technically animals though...
DanielleinDC 34
Let me guess: You asked him this stupid "gotcha" question trying to provoke or trick him into making some possibly anti-vegan sentiment and didn't like the answer. You don't respect him or his choices, so you want to "catch" him and use that as ammo against all vegans. Maybe you shouldn't ask stupid questions like this, OP. YDI.
jem970 19
Thats an awfully big assumption... you know what they say about assuming #91....
KiwiDreamweaver 8
91, you seem a little defensive. And it doesn't seem like it's for the animals.
xmaximusx 12
Werd