Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
annalily5 28
What I'd be really worried about is since he apparently doesn't consider humans to be animals, cannibalism might not be off the table for this vegan.
jenn87_fml 7
Humans are animals!! Duh
mgrabi01 10
Technically.....you are an animal too! Lol.
GuinnessGirrrl 8
Scary that he would even make this statement...Run!
unixdude 9
Well let's be honest here. The cat is a captive so it really has no choice, but you are willingly with a vegan. So I suppose your boyfriend is simply choosing to spare the intelligent life form.
Zebediabolical 45
Leave him. And take the cat for good measure.
kawaiisakura 12
I'm a vegetarian and I'd be the same. I'd hesitate, but I can't and won't kill an animal. They can't protect themselves or defend like humans can
vbmg152 19
At least one person agrees with me!
saksxalmo 20
1. Humans are animals. 2. Many non-human animals can kill unarmed or individual humans. 3. Animals kill weaker animals all the time (owls vs. mice, birds vs. insects, dogs vs. rabbits). Logical inconsistency!
BusinessTurtle 8
Mountain lions are soooo defenseless right? The only reason why humans are so successful is because we evolved the ability to use tools and use reasoning. A human can bring down a deer with a gun by a deer is damn faster than a human on foot. Also if you would put a random animal's life above your mate/person you care about, you should reevaluate the way you think.
kawaiisakura 12
The fml states the bf wouldn't kill his cat. Not a random animal -.- but I couldn't kill any animal. I'm not ashamed of that. N when I say defenseless, I'm talking domesticated animals. U guys seem like idiots if u dnt get that. Ik lions have defenses, but domesticated cats n dogs don't have the same defenses. And a cat compared to a human? Easy to say who would win and who would have less defenses.
OfficeNinja 5
To be fair, he probably had the cats before he met you.
Deadalus_fml 4
You should've told your boyfriend that we are all descended from animals.
vvlovesu 9
Well he has some twisted values...