Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
DeadxManxWalking 27
But humans are animals
Epikouros 32
Maybe you should remind him that his cat kills mice and birds for fun.
Nitr0_fml 3
I'm fairly certain she meant girlfriend, if not... On behalf of men everywhere we ask the he relinquish his manhood!
kwyk 23
I'm fairly sure dignity and respect are more relevant to man-hood than killing animals.
kwyk 23
Unless, of course, you happen to live in an African village where you're required to kill a lion with a spear to qualify for manhood. Something makes me think this is unlikely though.
pipinya 8
Leave him for the cats. Starts conspiracy
MissAmz 7
I'm a veggo and id kill an animal. This guy is a retard.. A human's life is far more precious than an animal's.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
Wait, so you're a vegetarian and you'd kill an animal? So you'd kill it, but you wouldn't eat it? I think that's even worse than being an omnivore. At least we aren't wasteful assholes.
interesting33 37
I think they meant they would kill the animal if it was to save the human's life - not on a regular basis. :P
Pyapi 20
Actually, a human's life is equal to an animal's because a human IS an animal. Is it really so hard to understand that? And no, it doesn't take a vegetarian or vegan to think like that. I'm neither but I still believe animal life is precious, which is why I am against killing animals for no reason instead of actual necessities such as food.
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
So you object to the killing of cockroaches, yes?
Pyapi 20
Actually, I don't like killing them at all. If they're out on the streets I don't kill them intentionally. If they are in my house, I try to get them out. If they pose a danger to me, though, I kill them - such as snakes, tarantulas, and other animals which are poisonous. I value animal life but I also value my own.
Amandakal18 9
That's...comforting....
interesting33 37
hopefully he will never be in that situation - just never go somewhere where you are actually in danger of being attacked by an animal he might have to kill to save you. :) So don't go looking at wildlife in dangerous places?
apureflame 2
I wonder how u two raise this topic. It's like who u will save if ur mother and I drop into the river simutaneously.
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Just tell him that, as a human, you are an animal too! If he still doesn't believe you, bite him for good measure!
ThatAss 14
Atleast his not calling you an animal ?!? Lol