Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Today, I bought a fancy reusable water bottle because I wanted to be properly hydrated. On the first day, I filled it, put it in my backpack, and went to work. Six hours later, I discovered the lid wasn't fully closed. My laptop survived, but every document in my bag smelled like cucumber. FML
Today, I packed my lunch meticulously: salad, sandwich, fruit. Then I put the entire thing in my backpack, on top of what turned out to be a leaky water bottle. By lunch, I was faced with eating a soggy mess of lettuce soup and bread mush. It was not great. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I washed my backpack. Unfortunately, I forgot to empty that ONE little pocket inside, so I also washed 5 bucks, a mirror, some tissues and a notepad. Now my backpack is full of mirror shards and thousands of tiny pieces of paper-fuzz. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation at work but accidentally spilled water all over my laptop. I tried to dry it off, but it wouldn't turn on. I had to give the presentation awkwardly using my phone and everyone took the piss out of me and my shoddy performance. FML
Today, I noticed that my ceiling was sagging slightly. I got up on to a chair to look at it more closely, and I touched it. Turns out that my ceiling was full of water. It went everywhere, ruining my new iPod, phone, and all the things my daughter bought for university. FML
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applesmoothiee 2
that happened also to me, with a banana :( my mum wanted me to be healthy so she snuck a banana into my bag without telling me, and of course, my books squished it so everything was sticky and brown :/ and smelly...
ktbird 0
The same exact thing has happened to me. FYL... sucks so bad.
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Comments (83)
Monikabug 9
That sucks indeed. FYL OP
Blue_Coconuts 7
Yeah... That's why I don't really keep water in my bag. Shitty.
mylifeblows3232 3
holy snickerdoodles
PandasRtheShit 0
^ This
Monikabug 9
This is definitely one of those situations that we can all relate to. This has happened to me several times through the years! Just set everything out to try and try to save as much of it as you can.
Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0
You deserve it for drinking water.
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yes. I want to say YDI for leaving the water in your bag or not making sure the cap was on tightly but this happens to everyone. FYL. Try carefully laying each piece flat and letting it air-dry.
deathcab7 0
this happend to me today except with a bottle of perfume :/ ahhh not fun.
Monikabug 9
@40, at least all of your belongings smell nice! :)
fisheatsbear 6
not if its a whole bottle. that could be a little strong.
deathcab7 0
it was. my bag smelled like nollie from pac sun all day :P annd that stuff is strong. i was sad because the bottle cracked open too ): it was my favorite kind toooo! blehh
Duran40 0
Ya haha. Happened to me too. But with Chocolate milk... and it happened in tha middle of class
PiiScHkE 0
ydi for being asian
Duran40 0
I forgot I had a chocolate milk. That's what I get for grabbing 2 ha.
ssdd2009 0
hahaha
ssdd2009 0
hello?
LemonMan 0
Is Sparta
bezach 0
happened to me if your an A student np lol...
cookiepenguin 0
it wouldbe a double fml if they were thirsty
GenocideTUH 0
Haha I was thinking the exact thing
vansbabe66 0
why would u leave a water bottle in ur bag? that's dumb
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Maybe because he gets thirsty? Common sense fail.
Theblue_fml 0
Myaybe because he's a she? Gender fail.
SeeBrendenBurn 0
Ooh let's continue! Grammar fail!
eatmexcupcakes 0
haha XD
fisheatsbear 6
oh oh me next, taco cat fail... What?
Philosophic 0
Epic randomness fail. Get at me :D
Felendris 0
well, this may be random but I have to say, your aunt failed pretty hard. along with the bed. I'm actually currently putting it back together at the moment >_>
HamsteronA 0
put it on a radiator for 10 mins. WOW! it's dry!
theian01 3
WOW! You still can't read the notes!
kand_fml 0
ahh I hate when that happens fyl
iGreen_Day 0
ah who doesn't this happen to. it was with yoghurt for a girl in my class so consider yourself lucky
ktbird 0
The same exact thing has happened to me. FYL... sucks so bad.
applesmoothiee 2
that happened also to me, with a banana :( my mum wanted me to be healthy so she snuck a banana into my bag without telling me, and of course, my books squished it so everything was sticky and brown :/ and smelly...
SeeBrendenBurn 0
That description also fits the result of something I did not to long ago with a friend.
kooner55 0
o god that's sick!
brieanna101 0
hahaha!! FYL mannn! well enless, you could just explain that your water bottle spilled. teachers are cool when you are straightfwd with them. WOOH!
brieanna101 0
haha plus, I did that one time..I had my phone and camera in my purse, and I also had a pepsi. yeah.. the pepsi exploded. it sucked. alot.
Ajjas013 6
Teachers are NOT cool.
Philosophic 0
#23 Your not that cool either. Anyway you just made a judgemental statement.. but so did I, I suppose. :)
mama2b3 20
@12 idk where you are from but most of the time teachers are not cool, even if you are 'straightforward' with them. OP- fyl
mama2b3 20
@12 idk where you are from but most of the time teachers are not cool, even if you are 'straightforward' with them. OP- fyl
mama2b3 20
oops sorry bout the double post :/