Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, I fed my husband a vegan beef burger so I could show him that it tastes exactly the same when he didn’t notice. He noticed on the first bite and spat it across the kitchen because he thought the meat had expired before I cooked it, and tasted disgusting. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend gets lunch every day at Burger King. I confronted him, and he broke up with me. Apparently, he only pretended to be vegan like me to get in my pants, and now the jig is up he dumped me so he can return to having meat at all three meals of the day. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, I told my husband we should try go vegan for a while to see if there were any health benefits. He threw me over his shoulder and put me outside, because, “crazy plant ladies live outside with the other vegetables.” FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I order meat well done. He's the third guy to do this. Just the thought of eating undercooked meat makes me gag. FML
Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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Rodville 28
Should be ex after that. After all he did try to poison you by feeding you something your body can’t handle.
Marcella1016 32
What a ******* asshole. Why do people take other people’s dietary needs/restrictions/choices so personally?! Even if it wasn’t for health reasons, it’s YOUR choice. What an utter, complete, self-centered lack of respect for you. So sorry, OP. Hope you feel better soon.
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Marcella1016 32
What a ******* asshole. Why do people take other people’s dietary needs/restrictions/choices so personally?! Even if it wasn’t for health reasons, it’s YOUR choice. What an utter, complete, self-centered lack of respect for you. So sorry, OP. Hope you feel better soon.
Rodville 28
Should be ex after that. After all he did try to poison you by feeding you something your body can’t handle.
Warp1978 15
That's assault, making you intentionally sick. Think back has he done this before of so time to go to the cops
Hempseed 27
Dump his ass. This is a huge betrayal of trust. If he knows the effect that animal protein has on your digestive system, then he was aware that by pulling this stunt, he could've potentially hospitalised you. This is someone who lacks respect and empathy towards you. He will not change. Throw the whole boy away.
zabomafoo1992 1
I can't eat meat either and everyone thinks I'm making it up but meat makes me have horrible pain and nausea. everyone always thinks being a vegetarian was a choice when it wasn't lol
Jonkbaby 23
Unfortunately, America equates meat with macho-ness. There's plenty of great protein that is plant based, and I'm an omnivore
ropoa 11
What a douchebag. Sounds to me he needs to be titled ex-boyfriend. That ain't right for him to blatantly disregard your dietary needs. You deserve better.
Stheno 14
I'd dump him.
IHaveThePower 18
Honey, if he poisoned you, that should be your EX-boyfriend. And possibly 'the guy you called the cops on for poisoning you'.