Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML
Complaint
Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML
Pennies From Heaven
Today, I bought some shoes, but pissed off the lady working at the store by returning them 5 minutes later. She yelled at me and ripped my receipt in half, everyone in the store watched as she threw a handful of pennies at my face. FML
I just work here, lady
Today, I was working a concert ticket booth. A lady gave me her ticket, I punched it, and told her to enjoy the show. She asked for the “hotel.” Apparently, she thought that the concert ticket cost included a hotel stay, since she traveled from out of state. She cussed me out and had to be escorted out. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, I went on a cruise. I gave my bags to a porter, and tipped him $5. Later that night, my bags still hadn't arrived at my room, and that's when I realized that I'd paid a fake porter to steal my bags. FML
Check these out
Today, I was buying an expensive pillow for my mother from a store clerk who wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. After paying, I saw an elderly lady who had dropped a bag, so I walked to help. I walked back to the clerk, who refused to believe I paid. The reason? He didn't recognize my face. FML
Old Thug Life
Today, an old lady came up to me and asked me to break a fifty for her. I gave her two twenties and a ten. I later used the fifty. It was counterfeit. I was conned by a pensioner. FML
Not my sunnies!
Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML
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Yazoo77 16
5$ for fake Ray bans glasses is still a good deal.
amileah13 26
Hahaha and she fell for that? Yikes! But hey, I would buy any sunglasses for $5, no matter the brand. Sunglasses are just sunglasses to me
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Yazoo77 16
5$ for fake Ray bans glasses is still a good deal.
logicnazi 18
I agree. (Maybe not your same opinion, but...) I have ray ban aviators my gf got me. I hate wearing them, the nose stand puts way to much pressure and becomes painful in minutes and unbearable at around 30 min and I have to take them off. If I ever want another pair I'd much rather pay $5 for a fake.
JustinJK 21
^Rayban aviators can be pretty uncomfortable. I just got my third pair. You kind of have to break them in and also make sure that the nose pads are sitting correctly. Take them into a Sunglass Hut and ask them to help you. it doesn't matter how old or if you purchased them there. Or you can move the nose pads around yourself. They're pretty durable and won't break. The newest pair I purchased have been pretty uncomfortable, but with moving around the nose pads I've had some luck with alleviating the discomfort. You can also mess around the arms behind the ears. I have to make mine less curved around ear and more straightened out otherwise they're too tight on my face and put pressure on my nose :( The first pair I got in high school and second pair last year don't cause me any suffering :)
demonte_jones 19
What a smart woman.
amileah13 26
Hahaha and she fell for that? Yikes! But hey, I would buy any sunglasses for $5, no matter the brand. Sunglasses are just sunglasses to me
piiiiiou_fml 12
It´s not really a good idea to buy any cheap sunglasses: they often will be poor quality and won't protect your eyes from the sun.
amileah13 26
Well I would definitely make sure it had uv protection before purchasing. Just because it's a dark shade, doesn't mean it'll protect your eyes! So I gotcha :)
JustinJK 21
I work at a Sunglass Hut. I'm not biased towards name brand sunglasses, but a lot of cheap-os suck. You have to make sure that they're 100% UV protected and I personally prefer polarized. I have some good cheap ones that I bring with me to vacation, amusement parks, etc. It's always nice to have 1 good pair of sunglasses. A lot of the more expensive brands have patented technologies that are useful to different people for different reasons. Like sport Oakleys stick to your face the more you sweat and women's Oakleys have no-snag nose pieces for when you put them in your hair. A lot of Raybans have G15/B15 lenses which absorb 85% of sunlight. Maui Jims have PolarizedPlus2Lenses which are supposed to eliminate glare and enhance colors. Persols use crystal glass lenses. etc.
amileah13 26
Yeah, I work for an optometrists office and have a good pair of sunglasses that are polarized. Before I ended up getting stuck with wearing glasses, the cheapos worked for me, but since I've needed a prescription for all time wear and now that I know the ins and outs for glasses/sunglasses, if I were to buy a cheap pair for when I wear my contacts (my polarized glasses already have my rx in it) then I make sure it's at least a good and safe pair before purchasing. Sometimes I've noticed the $5 pair lasts longer than the $100+ I'll spend on a frame and its specialized lenses. Thanks for the tip though! I should look into the oakleys, we don't get them too often at our office.
MDoremis 38
First, she got what she paid for. Second, why couldn't she call themselves?
iseebearbears 27
*herself. Please reread your comment to see how smart you sound.
MDoremis 38
While chagrined that I had failed to edit out the last of the ambiguous pronouns I originally used, it was too late to go through a second time to fix my mistake. I found it best to let it be and move on, but your predilection for correcting ones mistakes and attempting to shame the errant poster has forced me into pointing out the vapidity of your grammar shaming.
squinch 16
How's that for sounding smart, asshat?
bulletsinthewind 21
Wow, that's just ridiculous. She should know how much Ray Bans cost. And the fact that it took her two days to realize they were fake...
giantsfan2010 23
Even if they were real, $5 for Ray bans would have meant they were probably stolen. And it's illegal to buy stolen items.
NthDakotaBeaches 12
Somehow I don't think she would have been able to figure out they were stolen anyways
Nexa_fml 21
She would of, 2 days later..
zarrganaut 17
But... They were five dollars...
KitchenPig 16
What is she mad about? I feel lucky to find shitty gas station sunglasses at $5 or less
adam040802 6
What the hell is wrong with that lady?
smellslikecome 12
Eh they look the same anyway really.