Today, my vegan boyfriend told me that if he were forced to kill either his cat or me, he'd kill me because he "would never kill an animal." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my vegan girlfriend openly admitted that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving my life or an animal's. She actually seemed confused as to why that upset me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the sauce he made for our dinner that was meat-based, trying to show me how nice meat is and stop me being a weirdo vegan. The reason I’m vegan is because my digestive system can’t handle animal protein. I’m writing this from the bathroom, vomiting myself to death. FML
Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house for dinner with his family. His mom cooked up a steak dinner, except that I'm a vegan, but trying to be a good girlfriend, I forced it down. Upon his mother finding out I was a vegan, she called me "disloyal to my beliefs." FML
Today, my boyfriend spent half his paycheck on gourmet steaks, bacon, and all sorts of other meat. When I reminded him we were trying to go meatless to help the planet, he said, "Yeah, I'm done with that. The planet can burn." We'd only been vegan three days. FML
Today, I asked my friend if he’d ever consider going vegan, like me. His response was, and I quote, “Ew, no, I’d rather get shot! How dare you even ask?” A simple “No thanks, I’m not interested” would’ve done just fine, bro. FML
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LegendaryJacob7 7
But humans are animals. No?
BRLHP 24
I wonder what his choice would be if it was his life or the cats.
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Comments (128)
toalysium 15
Isn't vegan boyfriend an oxymoron? YDI for giving that sort encouragement to breed.
timberwolf1991 3
There is nothing wrong with being vegan...
saltycookies 5
How can you trust a man who won't eat a nice juicy steak. Personally I don't trust a man who won't drink, eat meat or cuss
siddin 6
humans are part of the animal kingdom and as such are animals. he needs to go back to science class
lmf5292 10
I'd just like to point out that if op's boyfriend were to die his cat would eat him if given no other choice
esco3377 6
You sure found a keeper ! ./ sarcasm off.
Enslaved 38
Tell him you'd chose the same option but not for the same reason. Then start carrying a switchblade with you at all times.
LennyComa 39
Wow....What a ********
WelcomeToAndale 13
When people commit to a lifelong, major decision such as veganism, they really should read up on what they're getting themselves into...
mikecole79 2
Stop dating idiots. They obviously don't have the mental fuel necessary to be much more than couch-serving assclowns for their lives. Find someone with an IQ higher than their shoe size, and a potential future that's not dependent entirely on you. And if they don't like steak, don't trust them.
jregier89 7
Your BF is a moron, humans are a type of animal also. We just like to think we are above animals because of our development of the frontal cortex.