Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Comments (108)
an3ph 20
Umm… how did you not see this coming? "He told me he had quit" = YDI.
Tressa1982 18
Bahaha! That backfired on him in more ways than one! Karma's a bitch
mixibixi 5
no one else to blame but your self. you still choose to be with this man
apacalipto 1
Interpunction please i had to read the story like 3 times. I hope you can get your boy back on track. support him if you still love him! Ifyou leave him now the guy is going to be a total mess.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Funny how many people tell op to dump him, considering the user name I'd say they are one step ahead of you guys. Hopefully OP doesn't take him back anytime soon, and moves on with their lives. To many people take these individuals back at the first claim of 'being better now'.
ASBriere 8
Get rid if him now. Been through this with many friends and family; they will never stop. I promise bee strong be brave and dump his punk ass
CaliGali 9
If you know he's good for nothing and a lazy scumbag why do you keep him in your life?
brandoneyez1 25
What are phoney drugs? U mean fake drugs. What am I missing here?
simsgirlgem 25
Kick his ass out without his stuff and sell his stuff to try and get another painting maybe some time on the streets will fix him
Korra_fml 23
if they are living together and OP's name is the only one on the lease (assuming it's an apartment or a rented house), then when she changes the locks and he goes to the cops for them to maker her let him in to get his stuff, they will tell them "sorry. if you're not on the lease there's nothing we can do." that exact thing happened to someone i know. she was moving out and half-way through getting her stuff out, the roommate decided to be a dick and change the locks. cops said there was nothing they could do since her name wasnt on the lease.
awilliams44 9
You should dump him. You don't want a life with him if he's like that