Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Comments (108)
Labyrinth13 20
I sincerely hope that you kicked his ass out instantly!
gruvychild 17
I'm sorry OP, that's messed up. Good riddens! Why on earth would someone buy phony/fake drugs? What's the point in that? I guess you can't blame his behavior on being high or out of his mind since he's taking phony drugs. I've never heard of such a thing!
calliet145 14
If he's such an uneducated scumbag, why were you still with him? Clearly more happened before he bought PHONY drugs in order for you to call him that, so why didn't you break up with him long ago? Sounds to me like you're both not the sharpest tools in the shed...
sthrnbell 9
Shouldn't that read EXboyfriend?
ZombieSazza 34
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend and that you've kicked him out?
rec_chem 22
I hope he's not your boyfriend anymore...
Sethreed12 4
You deserve it you shouldn't keep him around
AnonymousUsers 14
I would suggest telling him "Get the hell out"
FMLitsFire 4
and yet. here you are. still dating him
newburton13 26
Phoney drugs? You mean krokriol? Or whatever that heroin knockoff is? Then I'd get away form him before he starts dropping body parts.