Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Comments (108)
DaneTrain9311 7
Shouldn't this post have started off with "My scumbag of a EX-boyfriend" ???
rawme21 12
Lose the tosser! For as far as I can tell you can do way better than him!
brianalynn2009 1
Ru Dating my ex fiancé???
gatorgirl2669 6
And I would be quitting the boyfriend
Kakarotto75 1
You deserved it for being dumb enough to date him.
swearinta 6
I always wonder why girls date guys that they hate. Like being single and independent is that out of the question? My theory is that it creates drama that you thrive on.
lafilleinvisible_fml 2
Y r u even with that crap? He's unemployed and do drugs. I hope u'r bad boy fetich end soon otherwise u can say goodbye to u'r life
thelvl7 5
Whoop his ass
shinobi106elite 0
Kinda your own fault
itsPotatoe 4
You deserve better then that. Dump his ass !