Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend stealing money from my purse. He tried to turn it on me by claiming I'll owe him for the flowers he'll get me on Valentine's Day, then tried to make me feel guilty by saying the whole thing is for "selfish bitches anyway". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were chatting on MSN. He had to go run down to the corner market but left his webcam on. Shortly after he left I watched his mother steal 60 dollars out of his wallet. He doesn't believe me. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, at a fancy date, my boyfriend said he forgot his wallet. I was instantly furious, threw a drink in his face, and yelled that he was a no-good, tiny-dicked broke loser. Dripping wine, he then said, "…but I can still pay with my phone. You didn't let me finish." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me. His excuse was that I never had time for his needs anymore. He’s unemployed but I guess me working and studying to get my degree so we could move out of his parents’ house was too much. Now I have no place to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to Pizza Hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML
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Top comments
Emmamazing 26
He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP
Tessa_11 19
Wow, make him help out or leave him.
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Comments (172)
Tessa_11 19
Wow, make him help out or leave him.
randomname98 22
Sounds like OP is dating a man-child to me.
Ms_ValS 27
You should reproduce with him then write another FML a couple of years later.
psychopolarbear 28
How about no reproducing with the full fledged man-child. That just encourages it.
Tessa_11 19
Exactly.
Ms_ValS 27
I was being sarcastic. How many FMLs have we read of women who choose to reproduce with these man childs then complain how they are terrible husbands and fathers. You can still cut him loose OP.
Emmamazing 26
He sounds like an ungrateful child. If this is a normal thing and he can't figure out how to contribute, he's no good for you. Sorry OP
onlychildFTW 34
Yeah this is one of those times when OP should break up with him. He's stealing, lying, and doesn't understand what's wrong. Those are big red flags.
bdsmslave 18
Not even just a normal red flag. These are like flares being shot up in the night sky.
MegaExplosives 17
Leave that bum, OP. He ain't worth your time.
tantanpanda 26
Yea, I think this is one of the times where "break up with him" is the best solution. Talking it out with the boyfriend won't help at all because you're trying to change his entitled attitude. Cut your losses and get out of there.
pureportedpear 27
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You should try to work this out, but if it is something that happens a lot, I can't se how he is of any good to you OP, sorry.
leogachi 15
Why would anyone try to work it out with someone who stole from them?
pureportedpear 27
I see no reason not to, if they both still have feelings for each other, and the man is willing to comprimise, they can still be happy being in each others company.
sstahpp 33
Worst. Advice. EVER.
rldostie 19
Happy with someone who stole from you? He has no respect for her as a person, for her work, and clearly has no issue lying to her and using her. None of these are qualities you want in a mate. OP, run. Run far far away.
elusiveshame 22
@102 - exactly! I just went through something similar as the OP and just gave her the boot. No matter how much you try to work things out or help them out, they won't ever respect you or contribute. OP is better off without him
jewstooge 13
to tell the truth he doesn't sound like a real man a real man take pride in providing for those he loves if he doesn't drop him he's still a boy and boys got no right to be in a man's world
skyeyez9 25
Why your comment has been down voted is beyond me! I guess the truth hurts.
Vanderdale 14
1. Grammar 2: Outdated concept of man as needing to be the provider. Just a guess.
noonenoeone 22
That and his profile shows him to be a very weird dude with little understanding of how to communicate properly. Personally, my girlfriend is the breadwinner and couldn't be happier with our relationship. Just because society said the man has to be the provider doesn't mean that you can't have a successful union where the woman is the provider. The time I don't spend working I use to make her life easier...I can wake up everyday and focus my full attention on her and how to improve our lives. I'm also a successful professional internet marketer/gambler, but her executive position in a Fortune 250 corporation brings in more than enough and were happier than any couple I've ever met.
TimidRobot 8
#71 props to you, but I wouldn't feel fulfilled as a man staying home while my partner works hard. I would feel the same if I were a woman though. I like to provide for my loved ones, aren't you afraid she will leave you for a working man/colleague? As their lives are way more similar and they can relate to eachother better.
bapbap_fml 15
So if my husband is going to be a stay-at-home dad when we have kids then he isn't a real man...?
bnbhimp 10
The problem is his attitude he didn't ask for money he stole it lied and then threw a tantrum.
CoGhostRider 31
You sound more like a babysitter than a girlfriend.
Oh_My_Gosh_015 4
Agreed
qdawg06 23
This doesn't sound like a relationship, it sounds like parenting an ungrateful teenager...
nutellacake 12
he doesn't deserve you
FrostyNipz19 12
drop his ass
hellnosucka 27
what if op is also the same person whose brother has been stealing from her kitchen?
cocacola999 27
What if OP's boyfriend also steals from his sister's kitchen?
hellnosucka 27
I'd say he's a very resourceful man.