Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Comments (108)
PeachiePrincess 16
I feel sorry for you OP, I really do. But I have to say that you deserved it, for being with that piece of shit boyfriend in the first place. You can do better!
awkwardloveannie 28
what do you mean phoney? as in someone sold him smarties or you don't consider it a drug? regardless he's a bad person
Korra_fml 23
OP probably is referring to something along the lines of spice. For those of you who don't know, spice is synthetic marijuana. It is sold as "herbal incense" or "potpourri" and labelled "not for human consumption" to get around drug laws. Many gas stations and smoke shops sell it. Some states have been cracking down on it really hard lately. In Arizona it is a felony to not only possess the substance, but even possession of the empty jar is considered a felony.
thundermoo 16
I was wondering the same thing. If it's something like k2/spice, which isn't particularly addictive, detox is useless. That shows he cares about his own entertainment than you. Drop his ass, there is no way to help that. If he got a chunk of drywall instead of crack rehab might actually help.
xnyletak 17
He should have been your ex-boyfriend long before this ever happened.
driinkbleach 18
I would also like to hear a reply to #29s question
manylaughs 2
Soon to be ex, hopefully!
nina21194 12
You kind of deserve that for staying with him. I used to date a drug dealer. I know the shit ya know
metalcrazed 21
YDI,the guy just quit and you call him names like that. You seem really abusive.
NoFightinDestiny 9
Art is priceless. How could he do that >.< sorry that happened to you OP.
unidentifieduser 23
A liar and a thief, what excellent personality traits you seek.
ImaginaryPerson 21
YDI for keeping him around knowing he's crap.