drugdealersgf
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Bnewlove
Surrey, Canada
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Anonymous
Muskegon, United States
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
GetOutOfMyHouseLoser
United States
Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
hopeless
United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Jean
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
dracer
United States
I'm not worthy
Today, my boyfriend of three years who I helped through drug rehab and find employment in my office left me for someone else. His explanation was that now that his "head is not clouded with chemicals" and he "makes decent money", he wants to settle down with someone worthy of him. FML
Anonymus
Warkworth, Canada
Money first
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
WTF
Bloomington, United States
Down in the dumps
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Anonymous
Gobble gobble
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why he shouldn't take drugs from strangers. I'm 35 and he's 34. FML
explanations
Des Plaines, United States
High times
Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.
potatocouch 16
It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.
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rhyspiecesno8 18
Love is a drug, in this case op it seems like you shouldn't get hooked
DocDrose 20
looks like he wants to be a pharmacist!
TheEpicKitten 20
Cool, the pharmaceutical industry could always use more people Edit:looks like I was beat by #2
potatocouch 16
It troubles me that he doesn't want to pick a more stable career, like "testing" the drugs.
Tripartita 45
Normally I'd make a joke, but I'm willing to sell him a totally legit looking drug dealer license for only a couple payments of $989. You aren't going to find prices to beat that, OP. It will need to be renewed. Weekly.
Lalala579121 28
I'll take that deal. I'll just need to know your phone number, home address, email, and your PayPal password (for security purposes, of course) and I'll get you that money asap.
CaptainObivious1 4
this is what pisses me off,can't people have real problems instead of people complaining about what their temporary boyfriends/girlfriends wrote on some form
cootiequeen4444 11
Did you spell obvious wrong on purpose? If not, you now have something better to be pissed about.
Lalala579121 28
I've got 99 problems but being obivious ain't one.
InfiniteSunshine 32
What constitutes as a "real problem" to you? Because if the person I love and am connected to in pretty much every way, including financially, came and told me that he has decided to be a drug dealer as a living, that'd be a real ******* problem.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If you really feel that way, then maybe you should get off this app.
cootiequeen4444 11
I'd jump that ship before it goes Titanic on you. Unless.... maybe... just maybe.. he wasn't being serious? You can be confident yet not really serious...
Lalala579121 28
If it does go Titanic on OP, the only advice I can give is to tap A quickly to not die as fast.
RichardPencil 32
Does he look good in orange? Do conjugal visits make you hot?
aruden 25
I'm watching Orange is the be Black right now. Her boyfriend starts smuggling soon OP well transports the cash once. Then they break up and 10 years later OP Is going to prison. Prison seems like a messy business.
RichardPencil 32
If I knew there was good Internet access in my cell, I might take up a life of crime and get caught on purpose.
TheRareDoge 12
OP, I don't mean to sound like I'm trying to decide your life for you..but maybe you should look into better men to be with...?
_parth 20
He is trying to be a pharmacist!!