Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Kateyez_26 13
Dump his sorry lazy ass and get yourself a man...that has a real job and responsibilities!
marcranger 29
Aren't unemployed, thieving substance abuser exes the best?!? I hope you reported the missing painting to the police after you kicked him out, OP. I'm not sure how much time and effort they'll put into finding it, but at least you'll have a claim to it if it turns up as well as grounds for having his ass hauled straight to jail if he turns up begging for a second chance.
NikkaRoze 6
If it's what I think it is, and you love him, help him with his addiction, there are lots of programs he can get into.... Addiction is an awful thing and withdrawal is worse than the worst sickness anyone can get, but there is hope, if you want to help get him into a Dr that can get him on a suboxin program, look online, I wish the best for both of you, and hope he can beat his addiction, you are probably the only thing keeping him from taking the train to death town, inspire him to get better, addiction isn't a choice, it's a disease, like cancer..
EmmaMK 35
He has to want the help and want to get better.
DavidKnows 11
Why bother?
LifeOfAnRN 18
People also get addicted to and abuse Suboxone. If someone is really trying to detox they need to be watched very closely. But if this guy was buying fake drugs, I'm wondering if it's K2. That stuff is SO dangerous because it's not for human consumption therefore can have all kinds of crazy things in it. I've taken care of many people having seizures using that. Nobody knows the long term effects. It's sad when anyone gets addicted.
ZY1431 24
jeez I'd dump him then make sure u get paid back the mone....wait he has no job....
therouni 23
Been there, done that, girl. Dump his ass and move on.
Martnikk 15
I don't get why you were still with him
khaoticpanda 28
Time to leave him :(
Fuaaad1994 31
Just dump him op
ermahgerdlife 4
dump his ass OP
ashleyylove3 22
If he is an "unemployed scumbag" why are you still calling him boyfriend?