Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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Comments (108)
papayeya 18
Slap Time
perdix 31
Rehab for placebo addiction never works!
buckeye_state 11
I used to date a guy like this. It's impossible to love a bad boy into a stand-up man in my experience. Good luck OP.
jazzy_123 20
Tell me about it! I once dated a high school drop out, with a low paying job, no drivers license, stoner, punk, alcoholic, with a child... Geezus what was I thinking telling myself he was gonna change for me?! Good thing I got that low life out my life. Lol.
IworkAt711 14
I used to get high everyday, and get drunk on the weekends. I stole from every store I went to, and didn't care about much of anything. But when I met my girlfriend, she slowly started to change me. I realized I cared more about her than I did for drugs, and I've been sober for almost four months now. It's not impossible to change someone for the better.
doctorhook86 25
Not to diminish your accomplishment, #80, but you're 17 and it's only been 4 months. It's good that you're clean, but it's gonna be a whole before anybody (even you) knows what kind of person you really are. You're still a kid.
HylianTwilight 21
#99, just because he's 17 doesn't mean a lot. Yeah he's still young but I honestly think he has a lot of maturity for his age. Giving up drugs for a girlfriend? C'mon, that's a huge accomplishment. I dated a man for an ENTIRE YEAR, he's 24 turning 25 and he has a hard time even finding a job due to his criminal records. He never gave up his drugs or his influential friends, who were all equally unemployed. And me? I kept a job and remained clean. #80 is on a better path than my ex, and I have to applaud him.
Ambient25 25
This better be your ex boyfriend! Plus you should definitely let go, those phoney drugs could come back to haunt him, especially since they're 100% chemicals.
TheCowCollector 2
Everything is 100% chemicals
idiotgenius 15
@67 not cucumbers.
doctorhook86 25
#74: Especially cucumbers /chemistry
octopussperm125 18
What does she mean by phoney drugs? Like snorting flour or smoking oregano or taking like fake pills?
abbymackenziee 20
Dump him. If he doesn't respect your stuff, he doesn't respect you.
NessaMae 19
I hope he's now your EX boyfriend.
Chellybelly92 14
At this point it's a real problem for him. Try and help him get help, if not, get that negativity out of your life.
catsie_fml 14
Time to let the dog out ...
karlcolt45 19
phoney drugs? what?
mattrd_fml 31
I was thinking the same thing.
perdix 31
How do you get hooked on "phoney" drugs?
glabberfasted 16
It's allllll in your mind
jay_south 19
It's just really hard to resist the call.