Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my grown up, unemployed boyfriend stole 70 dollars from my wallet and tried to hide it in two different places in case he needed to ditch me and go out by himself. He got angry when I confronted him and stormed out. He feels perfectly entitled. I work, pay rent and buy food. FML
Today, after seven months of my supporting him, including paying all the bills, cleaning the house, and cooking, my unemployed "aspiring rapper" boyfriend finally got paid for his music. Did he buy me something nice? No, he called his boys to hit the club and pissed away everything he'd earned and then some. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
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dementedredhead 14
Do you mean ex boyfriend?
bushada 18
I so deeply hope OP does.
Ambient25 25
If she replies "No I think he'll change" then OP deserves it. Stealing to buy fake drugs, that's just ******.
NeatNit 33
"GetOutOfMyHouseLoser" suggests that she does.
whiteboy896 9
Am i the only who is getting annoyed by all these "you mean ex?" comments on Fml's about relationships?
JMichael 26
Obviously.
Jannis 7
well, concidering OPs name, it should be unnessesary to ask if he's now an ex or not...
Somuchart 3
Why do we always ask if they meant their ex? I hope he's not her ex, alright? Because I like reading these damn FMLs, and if everyone broke up with one another there wouldn't be anymore. So stop encouraging op to break up with him so I can enjoy my sad lonely life.
niallo 23
You have a boot and a door. Use both.
frizz101 22
Sorry 59 in this case I do hope OP broke up with him, that is a toxic relationship with the boyfriend being nothing more than a parasite. But I do agree with you on most other fml relationship issues, this one will never work.
mageepaigeee44 15
Pretty sure 59 was just sort of joking and being sarcastic.
EternalTime 7
I don't know why he was even your boyfriend prior to this happening
EverestMelting 23
Love has weird ways on people.
caohm 18
hes dumb enough to show his true colors around but don't you be dumb enough to not end a bad relationship.
BreadstickFTW 7
Why are such low lives like this allowed to walk the earth?
hunts19ketchup 23
#3, because you don't get to decide who lives and dies, nor can you control the behavior of others.
dreadbeat69 12
Because they have doormat girlfriends to enable them.
AyeJay101 25
Why do people like that even have partners when I'm sober, drug-free and single...
xnyletak 17
Same here. Its probably because we're the minority and people are too lazy to choose decent people to be in a relationship with.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
#51 not everyone wants the help though, there are many people content to live their lives like this. Sadly they do exist, and well it may be judgmental to assume the boyfriend is one of those people this FML really doesn't suggest he's one of the ones looking for help.
TheGreatPotato 19
37, technically we can decide who lives and who dies, but the court system also decides who gets locked up and who doesn't.
Zebediabolical 45
47: It comes down to one basic rule of thumb. Douchebags get chicks, nice guys get married.
murdersquirrel 15
it's not exactly because of 'doormat girlfriends.' once a guy like this sucks someone dry until she has had enough, he will go on to the next one to repeat the same behavior. girls do it to guys, too. but the horrible significant other in these situations has rarely taken advantage of just one person. that's just the way it goes. sometimes the person waits until they've fully hooked someone until showing their true personality.
ninjaCarebear 17
Dump his ass.
iAlissa 34
Considering OP's username is "Get Out Of My House", I'm going to assume OP has already done the deed.
ElementaryEdGuy 18
And then you sold the drugs to get ba - Wait, this isn't going to end well.
sophiehan 8
Break up with that kid!!!
pinkchocoa 15
Time for a new boyfriend
lexi365 20
Or stay single and wait to find a guy that is worth it.
Chazzzor 10
If he's not an X by now then you are going to have a bad life.
sellingdoughnuts 5
That was his way of telling you that he hated the painting.
olpally 33
Girls still date guys like that? Jesus. Hope you dumped him now. What a lazy ass ****.
TheDrifter 24
They seem magnetically drawn to them. In fact, I pretend to be one when trying to pick up women because it works so well. Just let them see the real you slowly and they'll think that they really can change a man.
xNephilim 19
My now fiancé was a scumbag like that at one point. He stole to support his addiction. But he also did time for it and realized what he was doing and he's a perfectly functional member of society now. Employed and clean. I was lucky to come into the picture after he got clean, though. If he was on drugs when I met him, I wouldn't have gone out with him to begin with because I know how he was at his lowest points. It's easy to point fingers and say they're not worth it because so many of them aren't. Mine was because he WANTED to be.